TMZ – America’s obsession with hillbillies is spilling over into the adult industry in a BIG WAY … because sales of redneck-themed porn has nearly TRIPLED in the last two years … TMZ has learned. The toothless, backwoods, yokel formula has already proven to be a recipe for success in reality TV — spawning hits like “Honey Boo Boo,” “Duck Dynasty” and “Swamp People” … in fact, MTV has already announced plans for an upcoming hillbillly-themed reality show.  Now, one of the biggest websites in porn is also recording record sales in the hillbilly/redneck genre (there’s a XXX genre for everything) … and it credits the boom in sales to the bumpkins on the “mainstream” side of the things.  TMZ spoke with a rep for GameLink.com, who tells us the company has seen a 250% increase in Southern, white-trashy porn titles since 2010 … when the redneck reality shows began to take off.  In fact, we’re told prior to the release of the reality shows, hillbilly porn was one of the site’s worst-sellers. But now, Southern-themed titles like “Hillbilly Honeys,” “Real White Trash” and “Ozark Sex Fiend” are RISING AGAIN … with no signs of slowing down.  Redneck porn — no teeth? No problem.

You know what the best part of this is? You know there’s some porn hipster out there like “I jerked off to hillbilly porn before it was cool!” Just furious that all these other guys out there are rubbing one out to toothless meth addicts having sex with their fathers in a trailer. I jerked off to toothless incest when all you losers were watching the Casting Couch! I knew about redneck porn when you were all about virtual POV porn! Bandwagon perverts. Now they gotta go find a whole new genre because redneck porn is too mainstream. Gonna start jerking off to cowboy porn or something next.

The most important thing to take away from this statistic is to understand that rednecks are whats hot in the streets right now. Thats whats trending. 2013 is the year of the Hillbilly. Which is exactly who Barstool launching their first city in the deep South is a must. If the people want redneck, we will give them redneck! I don’t know if its gonna be called Barstool Dixie or Dirty South or what. Part of me just wanted to call it Confederacy.Barstoolsports.com. But all I know is that hillbillies are taking over the mainstream and Barstool is gonna ride this wave too. Email BarstoolDirtySouth@gmail.com if you think you can be the newest blogger for the Barstool network.  Set up a free wordpress blog or blogspot or tumblr or whatever and blog as if you were already working for the Stool. As soon as we find the right sort of redneck hillbilly we’ll invade the South.