Huff PoBy losing something, Catarina Migliorini could gain $780,000. The 20-year-old Brazilian woman has been auctioning off her virginity online for the past few weeks and a man from Japan known as “Natsu” came out on top with the winning bid. Natsu beat out five other bidders after a feverish final day where the price of Migliorini’s virtue jumped from $190,000 on Oct. 23 to the final $780,000 price tag. The news wasn’t so good for her male counterpart, Alex Stepanov, whose virginity only racked up $3,000 from a woman in Brazil named “Nene B.” Although Migliorini, a physical education student, has claimed to media that she planned to donate as much as 90 percent of the auction price to charities that will build homes in the Brazilian state of Santa Catarina, even auction organizer Justin Sisely, who devised the plan for a proposed documentary, was skeptical.“I was surprised she said that because in all my dealings with her, she made it clear that it was a business decision for her,” Australian filmmaker Justin Sisely told The Huffington Post recently. “Now, given how big this story is in Brazil, she’s trapped. If she doesn’t give any money to charity, she’s going to look bad.” Although having sex in exchange for money pretty much defines prostitution, Migliorini doesn’t see it that way. “If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer,” she said, according to the Daily Mail. “The auction is just business, I’m a romantic girl at heart and believe in love. But this will make a big difference to my area.”

First thing’s first – what were the chances the winning bidder was a Japanese dude? 5,000%? 500,000%? I bet the top 3 bidders were all Japanese billionaires. 4th and 5th place were a couple dudes from Taken to round out the top 5. Can you imagine that final day of bidding? Must have been fucking intense. Buncha Japanese perverts with paddles just outbidding each other like 10 grand at a time hoping for a chance to put their pixelated dick inside this chick. $750,000,Ihave$750,000DoIHear$760? $760ToTheSmallPeckeredJapaneseMan. DoIHear$770? ComeNowGentlemanThisIsGradeAUntouchedBrazilianPussy. KindOfAButterFaceButNiceButtAndATightPussy $770,000!ToTheOtherSmallPeckeredJapaneseMan. DoIHear$780? ComeOnNowJapanWe’veAllSeenMikeInBrazilTheseChicksDoAnal$780,000!ToTheDudeWhoInventedGangamStyle going once, going twice, SOLD!

I’ll tell you who the real winner is here, and its not Catarina. Sure, she’s gonna walk away with three quarters of a million bucks. And yes, chances are “Natsu” and his tiny dick won’t even physically take her virginity. She can probably just do this again if she wanted. The real winner here is Alex, the male virgin. Sure, $3,000 isn’t much compared to Catarina’s $780,000. But if you don’t think Nene B is one kinky bitch who’s gonna give him the ride of his life then you are outside of your mind. Any chick willing to cough up 3 large for an untouched cock probably is probably down to do shit you’ve never even heard of.

PS – I’m pretty sure that Bus Monitor Bitch finished up with more than $780,000. This poor 20 year old butterface has to go reenact tentacle hentai porn with a Japanese pervert. Bus Monitor Bitch got called fat and stupid. Both walking away with the same amount of money. Life ain’t fair.