Remind me again why I went to a school like Fordham instead of a big time party school like Michigan that can knocked the Barstool Blackout Tour out of the park??? I’m pretty sure Saturdays in the Bronx for me would consist of waking up at like 4pm, drinking Natty Lights until 9pm and then going out to a dive bar in the hood. Meanwhile out in Ann Arbor they head out to the Big House to watch the Wolverines win in front of 470,000 people and then Blackout with the Stool under the lights. And they’ll all probably go on to make more money than me. Awesome.

In case you’re not see the pattern here, every Barstool Blackout Tour Date is better than the next. Next stop is Bucknell this Thursday. Tickets now on sale for University of Maryland, and the big news is that West Virginia has been added for October 26th. If I had to bet I’d say Morgantown is gonna be the biggest Blackout on the entire tour.

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CLICK HERE TO BUY TIX TO WVU BLACKOUT

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