Did you come last nite Herman? Yes, what about you Newt? Of course I did I’m Republican!

(NEWSER– Here’s a tidbit stunning enough to interruptus your coitus: Republicans—no, make that conservative Republicans—report the highest rate of orgasms, according to a new sex poll. More than half of those who identified themselves as conservative Republicans said they reached orgasm almost every time they had sex, compared with just 40% of liberal Democrats, according to a new 6,000-subject“Singles in America” survey by Binghamton University in conjunction with Match.com. The downside? They report having less sex, reports the Daily Beast, which got an early sneak-peek at the poll.

Well looks like I’m voting for Romney! You liberal bitches are just so hard to get off. Its always “let gays get married! Let women have abortions! Give everyone welfare!” Blah Blah Blah. Just shut the fuck up and Occupy That Clit! Maybe if you democrats got that O more often you wouldn’t be such whiny bleeding heart babies. Those selfish ass Republicans are just focused on getting theirs and theirs only. Who cares about poor people and all that shit. Just trying to get a nut. I mean I don’t really align myself with anyone politically but for the sake of my sex life I think I’m gonna have to vote republican.

My dick hangs to the left, but I’m rolling with the right! Orgasms for all! Or at least above 50%! I’m KFC and I approve this message!