Revis Says He Might Fall Asleep Tonite Against Tebow

ESPN – New York Jets Pro Bowl cornerback Darrelle Revis doesn’t seem too excited to play against the Denver Broncos and quarterback Tim Tebow Thursday night. “We can’t fall asleep back there in the secondary,” said Revis Tuesday, according to ESPNNewYork.com. “It can get boring, especially when a team just keeps running the ball, series after series, play after play.” After reviewing the tape, Revis knows he won’t get much action this week. Denver ran the football 55 times with its “T-bone” offense. Tebow had nine carries himself for 43 yards and a touchdown. The Broncos threw the football just eight times and beat the Kansas City Chiefs, 17-10. Tebow was 2-for-8 for 69 yards. But his best throw was a 56-yard touchdown to Broncos receiver Eric Decker after Kansas City’s secondary stopped worrying about the pass. As Revis warned, New York’s secondary can’t get caught napping this week when Tebow decides to throw.
Please take the bait. Please please please take the bait. I don’t even know if you can bait this Jesus freak though. Can you talk shit to a Messiah? I don’t know. Like last year Cromartie runs his mouth to Brady and dares him to throw at him and what does Brady do? Throws him a pick. But thats because Brady is a mere mortal. Flesh and blood. A competitive man who lets emotions come into play.
Tebow is a whole other story though. I think someone made him from one of Adam’s ribs like that fucking slut Eve. It always just that “turn the other cheek” bullshit. Thou shalt not throweth the football, despite what thy opposition shalt desire. Fuck you Tebow! Have some pride you stupid piece of shit! Do what Sanchez does! Try and throw the fucking football even though you can’t and throw 3 picks! Is that so hard to do! Thats what young overmatched quarterbacks do you fucking goody two shoes faggot!
I’m sorry that was inappropriate. Especially the F word there at the end. But tonite is going to be the least entertaining game of all time. Its going to make people beg for the NBA to come back. Its going to be a 13-9 game if we’re lucky. The fact that the over is 40.5 is LAUGHABLE. Literally everyone in the world should be betting the under. So I’m sorry for getting emotional. But watching the Jesus Freak run the option 50 times in a row is just really getting me juiced up for tonite’s game.

Jets are DONE! but keep talking shit though…it’s so funny watching you dipshits keep putting your feet in your mouth.
Jets are like the NBA…both seasons are OVER!!!!
Hey Revis, how did you do against the pats this year? Fucking stiff.
Tebow fucking sucks at football. The fact that you are even slightly nervous just shows how shitty the Jets are. 2 for fucking 8. throw 9 guys in the box and your problem is solved.
Tebow: 7-13 160 yards 1TD 1INT.
Broncos win: 20 – 17
The Jets are receding in the standings faster then Revis’s hairline. har har hardy har!
dfsd: youre an absolute idiot. A more logical comment might be: “Tebow fucking sucks as a traditional quarterback.”
Tebow is a winner.
Wins last week by the Broncos – 1
Wins last week by the Jets – 0
Brady>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tewbow > Sanchez
above_the_clouds – you must be a Jet fan. Yes he was a winner in college. With that joke of an offense, playing against boys—not men. This is the NFL and his “winner” status has yet to be determined. I don’t care that he is currently 3-1. Those wins were against the Chiefs, Dolphins and Joakland. He played a real team in Detroit and got romped 45-10. If the Jets can’t stop him they should all kill themselves.
Maybe if he actually tackled running backs… he wouldn’t be bored.
So he doesn’t want them to fall asleep…what, like they did last week against Brady? Way to talk smack after getting your ass handed to you just 4 days ago. I officially hate the Jets more than the Pats.
no one is going to beg for the NBA back i promise, 74% of ppl polled don’t even give a shit there is no season. Its a bunch of overpaid freakshow felon monkeys with huge egos. Good riddance. Watch a real sport like hockey where they fight it out like men instead of talking shit like fake-thugs and just basically being pussies.
Revis looks like he has a touch of the Downs.
dfsd: I must be a Jets fan? Did you read my prior post that predicted the Broncos win? I love how you say he’s not a winner even tho he’s already 3-1 with a horseshit team. Seriously name anyone on that team? Ooh McGahee? Eddie Royal? What a star studded lineup! They’re the West coast version of the Miami Heat!
And the SEC is hardly playing against boys…
that wasn’t bait, that was just REVIS. Good player, but he’s a moron. I hope they beat the shit out of you tonight.
censorship sucks
Broncos 20, Jests 6.
love when all the football experts come on here and start spitting scores out. you guys are geniuses
Revis has 14my herbs and spices on his mind
Revis has 14 herbs and spices on his mind
I don’t care for the Jets. Not a Pats fan, but would rather see them over the Jets any day of the week. That being said, people saying that the Jets season is over are fucking morons. They lost one game. Sure, they looked like shit, but there are 7 more games left shit fucks. That’s basically half the season. I’m with you on the under tonight KFC….these Thursday games are usually low scoring to begin with….40 makes no sense
@dfsd: the Jets should kill themselves, yes, but you should too. How many games have you won as a starter in the NFL? How many millions do you make a year? Tebow may look like a joke at times, but the guy wins games.
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