“It is very clear, they want me to come in and compete and get better and get better as a quarterback and help the team in any way possible and whatever that role is, I’ll do my best,” Tebow said. “Every time I step on that field, I’ll give my heart and soul, I’ll do my best.” “I think it’s a great market, and a great city,” Tebow said. “I’m excited to be a Jet now playing for an organization that has such passionate fans, so many people that care about them. It’s very exciting, that definitely means a lot to me.”

I’m the only one on this bandwagon, and I suggest you all jump on. I may be driving it a little bit buzzed, but its time for this city to embrace the Messiah. Because if you’re not convinced Tebow is the Second Coming by now, I don’t know what else to tell you. Tebow is now faced with thousands, possibly millions, og non-believers. An entire city and half the world who doubts him. Just like my man JC, its his mission and his quest to convert the non-believers and help them see The Light. Yes, Tebow would rather be a starting QB, but God works in mysterious ways, no? The last time God sent his son down to earth to become Man, he fucking killed him by having people nail him to a cross. The second time around 2,000 years later God decided he was gonna lighten up a little bit and just make his Son a backup quarterback. Sure, its not the most glamorous position. Running the Wildcat and QB sneaking half a dozen times a game is not the glitz and glamor you’d expect from the Son of God. But its all part of God’s plan. Its kinda like how in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Jesus’ chalice is just that plain ass wooden bowl and not a fancy gold cup. Humble. Unassuming. You’d never expect it. That’s Tebow.

I’m tellin you now folks, get on this bandwagon now. Get Tebowed. Don’t wait for him to turn water into wine. Don’t wait for him to resurrect from the dead. Convert. Believe. Or else you’ll just be like the Jews sitting around twiddling their thumbs still waiting for the Messiah.

JETS FAAANNS FOR JESUS!