There’s roughly a 500% this tattoo is some sort of fake henna tattoo that Rex got drawn up on his arm on vacation. Probably got all liquored up on the beach and before retiring to his beach front villa to fuck his wife’s feet, he got “inked” up with a kinky picture of his two greatest obsessions – his wife and Mark Sanchez. But here’s the thing – part of you genuinely thinks it might be real. Right now the media and the public is in a legitimate debate whether this dude permanently got his amateur porn wife in a Sanchez jersey (Tebowing?) inked on his arm. That says everything you need to know about Rex Ryan and his public perception. Real or fake, the fact we’re even considering its a possibility shows how much of a clown he is. The circus just does. not. fucking. stop.  It NEVER ENDS. Joke after joke after joke. Not a fucking day has gone by in his entire tenure where I haven’t had some sort of absolutely magnificent blog material. From talking shit, to guarantees, to fucking porn videos and now paparazzi pictures of his tattoos. Guy should just give up this coaching gig and become a reality TV star at this point. You could tell me tomorrow that he’s the real father of Kim Kardashian’s baby. Absolutely no story is beyond the realm of belief with Rex Ryan and the New York Jets.

PS – If that shit is real, its gonna be awkward when Rex Ryan inevitably ends up the Bills defensive coordinator and he colors it blue and has his wife wearing Buffalo punter #6 Shawn Powell’s jersey

PPS – 10,000% chance Jerry Thornton has a tattoo of his wife in a Belichick hoodie.