That was fuckin weird. There is no doubt Madonna expected a bunch of OOOHs and AHHHHs after “He’s got a very large photograph of me” and then just scrambled when she didn’t get them and said some shit about a horse.

There’s also no doubt in my mind that both Madonna and Arod are fucking lunatics. I don’t even wanna know what went on between those two. I bet there were doing animal sacrifices in the bedroom and shit.