“Rick Nash With As Many Moves As Tarzan With 60 Yards Of Rope”
Keep an eye out for Rick Nash on Sportscenter’s Top 10 tonight. I don’t know shit about hockey and I don’t really know what Tarzan could do with 60 yards of rope, but that goal even made my pants tingle.



Jack Edwards; The Man With The Golden Smile.
the real question is why are you watching the bruins telecast?
too bad it’s espn, it’ll be lucky to break the top 10 unfortunately. maybe they’ll be sent an honorable mention certificate in the mail
Hearts of Lions! derp.. derp.. derp.