I was half expecting Pitino to let out a “Patron Motherfuckers!” at the end of this shit!  Dude just dominated the fuck out of everyone and everything from the Lousiville media to Ted Kennedy and the fucking economy.  And in the process keeps his cool, sounds intelligent, and pleases his fanbase and University all in one shot.  Only a New Yorker could run shit like this.

Oh, and if this chick somehow gets out of this trial on account of some sort of psychological loophole, I 200% guarantee she ends up at the bottom of a river somewhere in Kentucky.