This is why you don’t go rock climbing when you’re hungover. Fuck this is why you don’t go rock climbing at all. Get stuck in a crack and next thing you know you’re dry heaving all up in your friends face and you’ve got poop smeared all over your ass. And it not just a normal pants shitting. Your ass is all stuck in that harness too. Your cheeks are smushed together and your shit is just spreading all over. Awful.
What a friend that albino pants shitter has though, huh? His buddy is a fucking SAINT. Dude’s face is DIRECTLY next to a pair of shit filled shorts. He almost got thrown up on like 10 times. And yet he still stuck with it helping to set his friend free. If kmarko or Feitelberg ever got stuck in a rock and shit themselves I would absolutely leave them there to die. Let them saw their own foot off or let the coyotes and vultures eat them because I ain’t getting covered in your bodily excrement. Not my fault you can’t rock climb or control your own asshole.