Unbefuckinglievable. Somewhere The Rocket and Casey Anthony and OJ are gonna get together and smoke cigars and talk about murder and drug use.

I don’t really give a shit about this old timer juicer, but I certainly hated his guts in his steroids prime. Would have loved to see him finally brought to his knees. But between all the inadmissible evidence and the entire case resting on the word of one scumbag drug dealer, I guess its not surprising.

No matter what you think about this trial and this verdict, one thing is certain – Roger Clemens is hands down one of the biggest assholes on the planet earth. That can’t even be debated. I don’t think I really even know one true “Roger Clemens fan.” Never heard someone say he’s their favorite pitcher. He’s gotta be one of the most unlikable athletes in the history of sports. I mean I know plenty of Yankees fans who no doubt loved his roided up Cy Young and that World Series ring he helped bring home against the Mets. I’m sure they loved the fact that he almost killed Mike Piazza, twice. But I don’t think I know one person who calls themselves a Roger Clemens fan. Oh wait. Whats that? How could I forget! Cue the motherfuckin music!