Rosie O’Donnell Says She Was This Close To Fucking Angelina Jolie
US Magazine – Brad Pitt watch your back for…Rosie O’Donnell? In the midst of a potential split with spouse Kelli Carpenter, O’Donnell let it all hang out in an interview with Howard Stern Monday. After noting that her struggling relationship isn’t marred by sexual problems, she waxed nostalgic to Stern about her long-ago interaction with Angelina Jolie — before Jolie’s marriage to Billy Bob Thornton and current partnership with Pitt. “She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls. “We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.” she said. “I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”
Ooook Rosie. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Sure Angelina wanted to fuck you. I bet. Who wouldn’t? If watching a fat lesbian with a camel toe take a 20-wiper dump all over her deck doesn’t get you all hot and horny I don’t know what could.
PS- I got a pretty good grasp on the world but one thing I’ll never understand is lesbian relationships. Have two hot lesbians ever dated? In real life not TV shows. Does it ever happen? Why do the hot lesbians pick the ugliest lesbians to date? It’s not like there’s a shortage right? There’s lesbians everywhere. Gotta imagine there’s at least a better looking one than Rosie here. Just saying that if I’m a lesbian I’d probably want to scissor with someone who didn’t have skid marks all over their thighs but maybe that’s just me.
kmarko | Random Thoughts | 10/29/09, 3:00 pm |
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I like lesbians.
No you don’t, you like man-ass LTW.
camel toe fucking hot in pic 1
Just because you suck my dick doesn’t make ME gay 610
I know, and I have no problem with that.
It’s the fact that you fuck men in prison that makes you gay.
No it means that I’m the one in control and can take what I want from you at anytime. That’s right 610, I’m going to get you!
Bitch looks as big as a defensive lineman.
I’m pretty sure you’re more “fag” if you’re a dude and fuck Rosie than you are “dyke” if a chick flicks her bean.
610 you are far too concerned about what makes a gay then is really healthy.
Mark Anthony step up and get your prize. Guy went from having rosie in his early years to now fucking J-lo.
Hey KMARKO did dtngml detox and steak all get banned?
EWWW ROSIE AND ANGELINA I WANT TO FUCKIN THROW UP .
no. nobody got banned. they’re just pouting because we asked them not to talk about their shits anymore.
Larry I’ll crack you in the skull, bend you over and show you who’s gay if you keep up that shit-talking.
Wait…
Were playing warcraft fucker
Kmarko I sent you a reply yesterday but it got rejected so…um…I still love you and stuff.
That’s fair
What I don’t understand is how people that rich and with all day to do nothin g don’t (1)mix in a chef to cook them reasonably healthy food, and (2) go to the gym for 30 minutes! I know she is all cutting edge and gay and shit, but just because you don’t obviously care what you look like we may run accross your pic one day when for some reaon some blogger puts your gross existence on his web page right in front of our face. Mix in a salad and at the least ride a cock once in a while and burn some calories. BRUTAL!
i just vommed all over my desk….sweet…
I used to live to look at camel toe. Now I want to pluck my fucking eyes out Oedipus style.
And you know what? She really DOES look like Khalid Sheik Mohammad. Incredible.
Nice call wearing the Depends under her shorts. (Unless those are varicose vein blowouts…)
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