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US Magazine – Brad Pitt watch your back for…Rosie O’Donnell? In the midst of a potential split with spouse Kelli Carpenter, O’Donnell let it all hang out in an interview with Howard Stern Monday. After noting that her struggling relationship isn’t marred by sexual problems, she waxed nostalgic to Stern about her long-ago interaction with Angelina Jolie — before Jolie’s marriage to Billy Bob Thornton and current partnership with Pitt. “She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls. “We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.” she said. “I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”

Ooook Rosie.  Whatever helps you sleep at night.  Sure Angelina wanted to fuck you.  I bet.  Who wouldn’t?  If watching a fat lesbian with a camel toe take a 20-wiper dump all over her deck doesn’t get you all hot and horny I don’t know what could.

PS- I got a pretty good grasp on the world but one thing I’ll never understand is lesbian relationships.  Have two hot lesbians ever dated?  In real life not TV shows.  Does it ever happen?  Why do the hot lesbians pick the ugliest lesbians to date?  It’s not like there’s a shortage right?  There’s lesbians everywhere.  Gotta imagine there’s at least a better looking one than Rosie here.  Just saying that if I’m a lesbian I’d probably want to scissor with someone who didn’t have skid marks all over their thighs but maybe that’s just me.