Hey guy maybe you should keep your dicks and tits to yourselves and start acting like Royals huh! Whats next? The Queen’s solo masturbation video? Prince Charles cornholing Camilla from Cornwall? William walking around with his cock out like he’s Don Draper? Poor Diana got so much heat for banging that black dude and now it turns out the whole family is basically one step away from a gangbang on camera.
I love these reactions from William and Kate and the security and shit. They’re “saddened.” They’re “shocked.” Hey idiots you two are probably the most stalked people on the planet fucking earth. It literally does not matter where you are, the paparazzi can always find you. There’s no such thing as private anymore. When you’re on vacation keep your tits covered up and your fingers out of your wife’s asshole under cover because guess fucking what? You morons have the most golden of golden tickets of all time. Sitting upon zillions of dollars and fame and fortune for absolutely no reason. The only rule you pretty much need to abide by is don’t get photographed doing stupid shit. And you all fucking suck at it! The poor Queen hasn’t spoken in like 50 years. I bet you the Queen hasn’t take a shit since like ’72 because she was afraid someone was gonna take a picture of her. Poor Grandma is at home having tea and crumpets while her grandkids rub lotion on their titties or show the world their assholes. If that was my grandma I would have gotten one “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed” speech and I’d keep my dick tucked in for the rest of time.