BBC – Warrington Wolves prop Paul Wood has had a testicle removed after rupturing it in Saturday’s Grand Final defeat by Leeds Rhinos. Wood suffered the injury at the start of the second half but played on before going to hospital after the match. He tweeted: “Ruptured my right testicle, got a knee 1 minute into the second half, had to have it removed.” The 30-year-old added: “Just coming out the hospital to go home… Seriously feel like I’ve left something?”

I don’t know much about rugby, but what I do know is that rugby players are some crazy motherfuckin psychos. Like this guy right here just having his nut sack smashed to pieces and then finishing up the game like it’s no big deal. Deciding to wait until the match is over before getting his exploded testicle checked out by the trainer. I guess I admire the toughness but at the same time I’m a little freaked out by it. Dude that is was the third most important thing on your body (everyone knows the order of importance is 1. dick 2. left nut 3. right nut). I’d retire on the spot if it meant being able to keep my scrotum at full capacity. Not Paul Wood. He’d rather wait until the final tick before attending to his manhood. And the worst part is that his team fucking lost. Ouch man… ouch.

PS – His nonchalant Twitter announcement is amazing. He’s like “oh BTW guys had to get my testicle removed. Feels like I left something at the hospital. HAHA. Funny right?” I guess when one of your nuts gets kneed into oblivion the only thing you can do is laugh about it…