So last week I blogged about Paratrooper Day – it’s weirder (and gayer) than I expected. Apparently, you either get bludgeoned or end up in a gay gang-bang. Or maybe both. These pictures are terrifying, and this is only what they did to each other. God only knows what went down with those poor Asian migrants running their watermelon stands. Anyway, here’s a little photo recap of the festivities:

Let’s kick off the celebration by eating a live toad…

…and then take a sledgehammer to a cinderblock resting on your gut.

After that fun, how about a little arm-wrestling competition with this guy?

Then we can all get together for a group caricature…

…before setting our faces on fire…

…and a group hug in the fountain…

…until we drown.