Ryan Lochte Says He Pissed In The Olympic Pool
TMZ - Swimming champ Ryan Lochte PEED IN THE POOL AT THE OLYMPICS — seriously … he just admitted to it on live radio. Ryan was on the phone with Ryan Seacrest this morning, when Ryan asked if swimmers ever pee in the pool — Ryan replied, “Of course. We always do.” When asked if he ever peed during one of the races in London, Ryan said, “Not during the races, but I sure did before in warm-up.” According to Lochte, “There’s something about getting into chlorine water that you just automatically go.”
Listen I hate the guy. Hate his guts. Seeing him flop this Olympics brought a smile to my face. But I ain’t gonna knock this guy for pissing in the pool. As a matter of fact I feel like this is almost like a little olive branch. Like me and him share some kind of bond over pool pissing. Bottom line is if you tell people you don’t pee in the pool, you are a liar. Lochte’s right. You get in that water and you just gotta automatically go. And if you think I’m gonna take the time to get out of the pool so that my soaking wet bathing suit sticks to my legs, and then go into a bathroom barefoot to take a piss, well then you don’t know me at all. I’m in a 10,000 gallon pool and you want me to bend over backwards to avoid mixing in a few ounces of pee? Go fuck yourself.
And I love people who act like its so gross that other people are in water that has a few drops of your piss. Hey guess what my ball sweat and grundle grease are all up in that pool too. Whether I piss or not sharing a pool with people is probably pretty gross no matter what.
PS – I know its been proven to basically be an urban legend and a deterrent but every time I pee in a pool I let a little bit out, check for a purple cloud around me, and then when I know the coast is clear I finish up.
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If you don’t piss in pools you’re a fucking lunatic.
I only jizz in pools.
if pissing in the pool is cool then Im Miles Davis
If he pissed all over his 1 night stands, then we’d have a story…
I never piss in the pool ever. ocean non stop pissing pool never.
Doesn’t mean he’s still not a tool.
A+ on the PS….everyone looks
yeah that purple dye is a lie you tell little kids to scare them from pissing in the pool…shit does not exist
Jack of spades, it does exist and i use it on my pool
My “diet” makes me piss neon orange. You can see the chlorine working overtime the second it hits the water. Makes that nice oil slick look under the water. But you have to hate hitting the warm spot with your face swimming under water. Ruins the whole pool experience.
A. fuckin slaying me lately KFC.
“flop this olympics”? he’s got 2 golds, 2 silvers, 1 bronze
Nothing worse than feeling that drastic temperature change from cool to warm in the pool. By the time you’ve noticed it’s already too late.
BARBARIC!
I like to fart in pools and smell the bubbles
he called phelps lazy and then lost to him in the individual 200m medley
hence the flop
and the only place theres ever been purple clouds around people who pee was that shitty movie grown ups
Ball sweat and grundle grease combined make shmegma
@pres jr check your facts. clary was the one who called phelps lazy, not lochte. and lochte beat phelps head-to-head in the 400 a week ago
wilburham = hardo
It’s no coincedence that the swim-up bars at vacation resorts are the warmest part of the pool.
Bro are you fucking kidding me? Last time i checked 90% of the pools in America are outside, you’re telling me you cant walk up steps, and go piss in a bush? You’re a gross piece of shit and next time you invite me to go for a swim, i aint going, you fucking pool pissing douche bag. Next time you piss in the pool and u go underwater just remember your own piss is getting in your eyes, mouth and nose. disgusting.
I took a dump in the ocean today. I’ll admit that one may have crossed a line, not sure though.