Yea I know its shitty quality and I know she says “dig” but this happened this morning and cracked me up. The hand job motion. The way she annunciates. The thought of Merril Hoge and his big ass tie knot getting his dick in. Jaws maybe being like “Sage he’s got the best dick in theNational Football Leeeaague.” All good stuff to start off a Monday morning on a short work week.

PS – Not the first time Sage has been a little preoccupied with dick. Last time she was talking about jerking off squirrels