NBC – If you’re looking for a wealthy boyfriend this Christmas, he might be looking for you, too. La Jolla millionaire Marc Paskin, 62, purchased a billboard on the I-5 and 28th Street in Barrio Logan that states, “All I Want for Christmas is a Latina Girlfriend.” Paskin, a real estate investor, was featured on an episode of “Secret Millionaire” last year when he spent a week living on less than $50 a day. There’s a picture of Paskin’s face next to a photo of a wishlist, accompanied by his email address. According to “Secret Millionaire”, Paskin has a heart of gold as he donated $125,000 to Detroit families in need in last year’s episode. He’s also given more than $1 million to the UC San Diego Shiley Eye Center, which helps patients regain their sight. Paskin lost his wife to diabetes and since then has felt compelled to help others in need, according to UCSD. So ladies, who’s going to send Paskin an email? He sounds like a catch.


Can you imagine the frenzy that this caused? You know how many Latina chicks there are in fucking San Diego that wanna lock down a millionaire white man? Putting up this billboard in Southern California is like putting chum in shark infested waters. Latinas from Los Angeles to Tijuana flocking to La Jolla in a fit of fury hoping this dude picks them as his Christmas present. Just bypassing the whole “send a wish list to Santa” process and going right to the source. Brilliant. I mean the amount of auditions this guy is gonna have to do to pick out his Latina is staggering. It’s gonna make American Idol look like a tiny gathering. Not that that’s a bad thing – imagine having all the Hispanic chicks of Southern California competing for your dick? You can weed out all the illegals and housekeepers and just keep the ones the dance in rap videos.

PS – I sincerely hope this guy literally means he wants one for Christmas. Like I hope she has to sit under his tree wrapped up until December 25th and then Christmas Morning he unwraps her and acts all surprised. Just like when my mom buys all her own Christmas gifts and says they’re from me and my brother