Sandusky Has Ruined The Tickle Monster Forever
LA Times – The sixth of the accusers who say they were abused by Jerry Sandusky took the witness stand Thursday and described being embraced in the shower by the former Penn State football coach who called himself the “tickle monster.”
You know what Sandusky’s lasting legacy of infamy is gonna be? Ruining Tickle Monster. Now when everyone hears Tickle Monster they’re just gonna think of this old rapist with gross teeth doing unspeakable things to boys in the shower. Meanwhile Tickle Monster used to be the most harmless, most fun thing a dad ever did with his children. In my house Tickle Monster was like a fuckin sport. We ran around the house and my father tried to peg us with a blanket tied up in a knot. It was basically like dodgeball. Me and my brother ran around trying to dodge the shit our father threw at us and if you got hit you got tickeled. Hiding behind furniture and shit like we were in The Assault on American Gladiators. Probably my favorite memory from my childhood. Now nobody is ever gonna play Tickle Monster ever again. Just like nobody names their kids Adolf. Such a goddam shame.
My whole childhood just got retroactively creepy. I feel like I gotta go testify in this trial now.
Now cue the comments about how people think my dad raped me…
Good point. Dude is such a bastard and a real-life “monster”. The karma that guy’s going to be paying…
He is going to be prison pussy for days until someone shanks him with a rusty coat hanger right in the lungs and will die drowning on his own blood.
Yeah i agree with you KFC use to do that shit in my house all the time fucking loved it. The only difference between you and I was that my dad didn’t fill the towel with bars of soap and make us play naked.
John Travolta should play Sandusky in the movie
I’m not convinced the Clancy house tickle monster didn’t also involve felattio.
He’s gonna play tickle monster in prison all right. Except with dicks and grown men who dont shower first.
did you like it when your daddy dearest touched/ tickled you? wow some revalations
Did Papa Clancy blow on your tummy too?
your dad raped you?
Sansbuttsky?
So some of your favorite childhood moments are of being wiped and tickled by your father?
You used to hide behind furniture while your dad tried to ”hit you” with stuff across your nose, chin and ass crack?
Your dad sounds like a genuine alcoholic.
he’s also the sodomy monster
NOT GUILTY NOT GUILTY NOT GUILTY
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KFC, does your dad swallow?
I’m pretty sure that playing “tickle monster” in the kfc house wasn’t code word for a 260lbs repulsively gross looking man trying to jam his old balls down your throat.
not only did he ruin the tickle monster, he also ruined the word “horseplay”
wow kfc your dad raped you? that sucks man
John Travolta is too gay to be a child rapist. Leslie Nielsen and it’s not even close
He also ruined the “get on your knees and put my cock in your mouth” monster.
So your dad used to stuff his creller in your donut hole? No wonder why you like donuts so much.
fatbagpiper wins
Spot on. Cringed when my 3 year olds asked to play tickle monster yesterday. Damn shame.
Just like Michael Jackson ruined the “Rubba Dubba” game
well this explains the lazy eye, i guess your dad ended the tickle monster game abruptly and right into your pupil
Mr. Clancdusky sounds wonderful. I guess when you get cut from the ymca baseball team you have to create your own sports
amen brotha
portnoys nose leslie nielsen is too dead to play tickle monster. i vote for will ferrell in harry carey persona to play jerry sandusky all my friends call me whiskers
I am going on the Barstool record as saying. This dude is going to commit suicide. He just has that look of a man that if it looks like he is going to be found guilty and knows it. He will be swinging from a rafter before the gavel hits the wood.