Santa Sluts Taking You Into The Weekend!
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! We’re off for the weekend and the holidays, but I’m doing a Christmas movie trivia contest on twitter over at @KFCBarstool. Play along each day between now and Christmas day for a chance to win an exclusive Barstool Christmas gift.

I just squirt out my jizz and I wasn’t even jerking off
Mail city today. I don’t blame you, I didn’t do anything either.
You fucking sucked this week KFC.
Awesome butt-chin, Kevin. Fuckin dick.
You lazy eyed lazy fuck. We should get Christmas Eve Stool updates til 3 pm.
is it wrong that i liked the turkey part the best?
hot damn KFC one of the greatest Xmas videos ive seen in a long while. Gettin me into the holiday spirit!