Now thats how you fucking bartend! Seriously, Sarah and Jolene put on a fucking clinic on how to tend bar. Cute Stoolie tank tops, smiling, laughing, dancing, body shots. Getting boozed, earning tips. It was a thing of beauty. Poetry in motion. They even brought out their own fan club:


And they brought this chick:


Who was an absolute dime. Just a bunch of SUNY Oswego girls absolutely tearing the place apart. It was probably the best time I’ve ever had at Mad River.

And to cap off my night, my favorite red head in the history of life Annette closed out the late shift.


Absolutely the cutest chick I’ve ever seen. And when she got there she told me she was honored to meet me and said I was hilarious and asked me to do a shot of Jameson with her. If I had a ring I would have proposed on the spot.

Just all around an unbelievable night. I was there from like 6pm to midnight. 6 hours at Mad River and I didn’t miss a beat. At this point if you’re not on board with summer Thursdays at Mad River, you’re either gay or you’re…actually no you just must be gay. Every Thursday from now till Labor Day – Mad River 82nd and 3rd.

PS – I was eating some wings watching the Yankees early in the night and I was talking to this dude Bob. Older guy who is like a Mad River legend.


He left at like 7pm but I I’m pretty sure it was the best night of his life. I feel like I erased some of my bad karma with this good deed.