Move over Thrilla in Manilla!  The Say Goodnight Fight is all the rage right now just sweeping the internet nation blowing up on viral video sites left and right.  Apparently one fat kid stole the other fat kid’s bong so they decided to put on wife beaters and fight eachother in a driveway.  To be honest the whole thing feels pretty fake and staged to me especially with the B-move dialogue about Jon sending him the pictures on Facebook but whatever I’ll roll with it.  You want to punch eachother in the head and jiggle your fat on eachother faces?  I’ll give you the morning blog spot.

I have to say my favorite part aside from “I’m not running away I lost my balance niggy!“  was at the 1:30 mark when Fat Kid #1 had his fat stomach hanging out smothering the ginger into submission while he was throwing useless knees in desperation.  As if little ginger knees were going to phase that fat motherfucker.  Dude already admitted he didn’t want to fight anymore after 45 seconds because he couldn’t breath dog.  In my experience once the out of breath fat guy has you pinned to the concrete you ain’t getting up for a while which is why I was the most shocked blogger in the room when that feisty little redhead flipped the script and got him in full missionary position ready to drop his “say goodnight!” special move line.  I guess there’s no accounting for a ginger in a black beater avenging his stolen bong in a driveway fight.