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CFNews13 – A paraprofessional at Deltona Middle School has been suspended for allegedly trying to force a student to eat pizza.  According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, the Volusia County School Board suspended Daniel Marquis for three days without pay Friday.  A school district investigative report says Marquis held the pizza to the student’s mouth and continued trying to force him to eat it. The report goes on to say another staff member stepped in, and Marquis told the student he “was spoiled and his mother does not make him try any food.”  Marquis, 60, says he politely asked the student to try the pizza, and stopped offering it when the student refused.

First of all what type of fucking kid has never tried pizza before?  What the fuck?  We’re not talking about brussel sprouts or green beans here.  Fucking pizza?  Get a grip pal.  If you’ve never had pizza before you deserve to have it shoved down your throat no questions asked no charges pressed.  Second of all maybe the issue here is the quality of pizza?  What type of pizza are we talking about?  Is this Ray’s Pizza?  Because then you may not want to eat it unless we’re talking about the Original Ray’s in which case it’s OK.  Also you couldn’t pay me to eat a slice from that fucking place Pizza Mercato on 34th and Lex.  Had a Hawaiian slice there one time and puked for like 5 hours.  Awful.  But if this is like Pizza 33 or Artichoke or Adrienne’s then this little shithead got what was coming to him.  That’s pizza heaven.  And If I’m paying 4 bucks a slice you sure as fuck better eat that shit for free with all smiles.