Second Guessing, Last Minute Lineup Changes, 7 Firefox Tabs Open. Fantasy Football 2012 is Upon Us
Stanley, you have 2 minutes to drop a worm into the mainframe and pick up Alfred Morris from Washington.
Raise your hand if the tabs on top of your Internet browser have squished from the standard 2 inch width to about 2 cm with 3 different leagues, a game-streaming site from Japan, some shitty Matthew Berry blog, and like 8 self-proclaimed experts’ Twitter feeds open.
For Jets fans like myself, the season starts around 1:05 and most likely ends around 1:09. This is all we have.
Firefox is for people who enjoy taking the cock
based on your tv, im assuming you have a 10+ year old desktop running windows 98 and using dial-up
Strasser your such a terd. Jets fans are the absolute worst. Worse than Philly fans in my opinion. At least Philly has a little pride in their team. With that said, as a Steeler fan, i think the Jets will be fine this season. They will be a lot tougher than ur fans give em credit for, thats fo’sho. Fuckin dummies.
you should drink more and worry less
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Thats awesome dirty T. Any pregame cum guzzling today?
Strasser, again man, I really wanna give you a fair shake here, but Firefox? Are you also logged into your Hotmail account using AOL dial-up too?
Firefox? Do you have AIM open too on your dial-up connection?
First drive and dirty sanchez gets picked. Id like to strike my previous statement from the record and appologize to strasser.
Sanchez with the Tuddy. Jets look good. FUCK YOU STRASSER
Fantasy football is for gaylords
The word “Gaylords” is for adults that were called this nickname numerous times as a kid and is now trying to overcompensate his horrid nerdish upbringing by acting like he is too cool for normal social activities. Go grab a PBR, flip on the US Open, tuck your polo into your khakis, and try to stop sneaking in on your sister while she is taking a shower.