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Security Footage Of A Dozen Kids Trashing An NYC Dunkin Donuts
NEW YORK, May 24 (UPI) – A group of about a dozen young people did about $2,500 in damage to a Dunkin’ Donuts store in New York City in a few minutes, police said. The vandalism May 16 was captured by security cameras, the New York Daily News reported. It occurred just after 8 p.m. at a store on Christopher Street in Manhattan’s Greenwich Village neighborhood. Police released the tape Tuesday and asked for public help in identifying the vandals. The tape shows the young people overturning a table and chairs and taking doughnuts and sodas while one young woman climbs on the counter.
Its just like watching Gumby in claymation, isn’t it? Except in stead of Gumby and Pokey waddling around acting all gay, we’ve got a bunch of black kids destroying a Dunkin Donuts. No big deal. Can you imagine being the person working when this pack of wolves just decided to fuck everything up? Probably some poor dude making minimum wage, hating his life. Not only does he have to just peddle donuts but he undoubtedly has to serve ice cream too since every Dunkin Donuts is also a Baskin Robbins now. (Which is fucking awesome, by the way. Donuts and a milkshake in one stop YES PLEASE) If I was in that position and some thugs started trashing my joint I’d sit back with my feet up on the counter. Go for it, vandals. Ain’t my Dunkin Donuts. I wouldn’t try to do a goddam thing.
Like my one buddy who works at Capital One. Remember a few months ago that Holiday Bandit was robbing Capital One banks left and right in NYC? Well everyone pretty much agreed that his branch was next. They sat him down and they were like, “listen if the Holiday Bandit comes, do not be a hero. Just do everything he asks so nobody gets hurt.” My boy was like uhhh, no fucking problem, folks. Think I’m gonna risk getting shot to worry about some money that ain’t even mine? For sure not.
PS – love that one guy at the end running back to grab a donut. Like where your head’s at, hooligan. Gotta say I STRONGLY disagree with your choice of a strawberry frosted donut but nonetheless your eye is on the prize.
PPS – Gumby and Pokey were definitely fucking gay. If Gumby had a dick and balls, he would have put a hurtin on that gay horse.
KFC, does it bother you that Manzo writes 4 sentence blogs full of incoherent babble, mostly about the Red Sox while you bust you balls being funny, churning out 10 quality blogs per day? I feel Manzo is taking the easy, no effort road which forces you to work harder to pick up the slack. I hope Pres pays you double what Manzo gets. Any thoughts Clancy?
KFC as always comin with the fire. keep provin you’re the best on barstool
And they wonder why we stereotype them.
Looks like the welfare checks bounced again…baby gotta eat…
The PPS just made me spit out my coffee and I was drinking some. Now my pants are ruined but I’m still laughing my ass off. Well played KFC, well played.
You can take the donut out of the jungle..but damnit you can’t take the jungle out of the donut
I heard they robbed the donuts bc they were needed to roll down some street in somalia to start a race…
These kids have to be careful or they might get their scholarships taken away.
I live across the street from this Dunkin Donuts, shouldnt be hard to find these people as they sit outside the cash only deli screaming until 2 in the morning all night every night. also most of them switch it up to cross dressing post 9 pm so maybe thats whats throwing the cops off.
A group of about a dozen young people
Is that what we are calling them these days – “Young people?”
Blueberry cake. Fuck the haters
If only those boats would of sank hundreds of years ago.
These kids were black!?!? Wow, I am shocked once again. I mean black youths are known all over the country for their respect of other people’s property and the civil way in which they behave. It is what has propelled them to the top of the evolutionary tree where they currently hang from one of the branches actually. I am stunned, truly stunned.
Are those Columbia students?
I’m with you Bossanova, blueberry cake donuts are boss (no pun intented) especially when you get there just after the delivery truck dropped them off and they’re still warm.
Holy Shit, I never wouldve guessed these kids to be black before playing the video. What are the chances?
Pack of wolves?? I think you meant pack of monkeys but was afraid to say it. Call it what it is, don’t be a pussy.
What another surprise..no white kids involved….
Is there any video out there of a group of white thugs (is that even possible) doing this shit? And the black community has the nerve to wonder why white people think this way….
Its not like the white folk make this up – here it is – right on video for everyone to see……..
As the comedian Louis CK once said, its good to be white..
Their pissed because Dunkie’s doesn’t take food stamps.