See You In May, Bruins
…or June, whatever. Sad to see this Rangers-Bruins season series end so quickly, but I think I speak for everyone in hockey when I say that these teams NEED to meet in the playoffs. Need to. It’s been way too fucking long since these two original sixes squared off with Stanley still up for grabs. This “rivalry” needs it. This sport needs it. Barstool needs it. RearAd and I want our Super Bowl XLVI-esq moment in the sun so we can trade off low blows on twitter and shit. Let’s spark this joint up with some good old inter-city hockey hatred, really put the foil on. Forty years is faaaaaaar too long, so let’s hope this summer sees that particular streak end and we can watch this kind of quality hockey for up to seven straight times.
The Rangers’ win tonight sent a message to the rest of the East. Training camp time is ovah. And not a moment too soon since the season’s a quarter way done now. Sure, it’s one thing to beat the struggling Lightning or the AHL-level Islanders, but to walk into the Bruin’s cage and crack the whip three times, that’s power. Unfortunately, this team tends to read its own press before it’s even published and spent the majority of the third period sitting on their heels banking on Hank’s 400th consecutive bailout so save their skin again and agina. Can’t change your attitude just because you’re up (by the worst lead in hockey, no less) against a team like Boston. Too good, too physical. They’ll smell the fear and feast on your timidness before you can soil their future meal’s pants. There’s still a lot to clean up in terms of shift-to-shift consistency, but this Rangers team is finally starting to wake up and smell the potential. Shitty last couple minutes but still a great road win tonight. The King reigns again.
PS – Just a question to Bruins fans: is Milan Lucic this unhinged in real life? Like does he have a reputation of just flying off the handles and smacking Boston-area waitresses across the face when they forget to bring him lime instead of lemon? What’s his rep? Cause he just looks like a steam whistle of rage, sweating at the mouth and waiting to blow. My wife is legit terrified of that mouth breather.


You spelt boyfriend wrong
You’re a clown, Osgood.
Osgood, I said it before and I’ll say it again. Your Rangers “insight” is fucking pathetic. You sure as shit arent funny so the least you could do is give us some quality commentary. Torts finally has three lines that can score? JT Miller making a case to stay before the 5 game grace period is up? Brian Boyle a healthy scratch 3 games in a row? Mike Rupp traded? Nopeeee none of that just your usual useless drivel about “King Henrik yayyy!”. Again, Rear Ad’s and Real Anonymous’ recaps shit all over yours you fucking loser.
“They’ll smell the fear and feast on your timidness before you can soil their future meal’s pants” — what the fuck did i just read?
Osgood, it’s actually a two goal lead in hockey that’s considered most dangerous, not three. Just a heads up! Good effort, though.
theprodigy22 nailed it, step it up osgood
Hey dumb fuck, they play on the 26th of February in New York. Nice try though.
lucic got accused of hitting his girlfriend or some shit when he was drunk. still love him though.
The AHL is good shit, how dare you lump the Islanders in with it.
Hey evrfwd22 … Not sure if you’re aware, but there are 2 hockey teams in New York. Bruins play the Islanders on the 26th of February. Dumb fuck
You beat me to it Jschwartz
Bruins Rangers sounds good to me. Bears got it
relax… rangers arnt going anywhere
Bruins fan here, would love a good Rangers/Bruins series. Two really close teams in terms of chances to win the Cup. Can’t believe no more games until the postseason
Fuck the bruins, and all Boston sports for that matter.
kike boy, because of the plethora of blown 3-goal leads in recent years, the 3-goal lead has become the new 2-goal lead.
Wow. Where do I begin? The Rangers sat on their heels for the third period? Try 60 minutes. They got a gift when the fourth line changed up on the 2 minute mark like in Mites and tonight two U’s and two K’s was also two soft serves. The Rangers showed no offensive acumen whatsoever. Yes, the ‘King’ notched his 400th bailout. Keep in mind the Bruins have stolen 1 pt from him in each of the last two meetings. If he is indeed the King, then the Bruins are William Wallace and impregnated the future Queen.
Something about Rear Admiral commmenting with “Kike boy” made me laugh. I can imagine he’s said that to Pres a time or two.
what message did the rangers send to the east again? that they soften up and cant close out a 3 goal lead half way through the 3rd? …i guess thats power
Great to see Looch take the night off. I can’t recall seeing an NHL player standing around more than this guy; who by the way has got to be one of the game’s top Power Forwards. How’s about moving your feet, Looch. Geesus.
Rear Admiral, maybe I should’ve prefaced my comment because while I do agree that blowing a 3 goal lead is the trend in hockey and seems to be the “cool thing to do” these days, I still don’t think we can just say that a 3 goal lead is now more precarious than a two goal lead because we are 25% of the way into a cram-packed, shortened season and these teams keep fucking it up after being up by three. Obviously, physical/mental fatigue plays a big factor this year, but still, the 2 goal lead, which, as you know has been considered the most dangerous lead in hockey since forever.
that move by Nash in the shootout was absolutely filthy. Krecji’s on the other hand looked like a JV high schooler, id much rather see Horton in that spot
Osgood you are such a fucking hack who has no clue about hockey…”The Rangers’ win tonight sent a message to the rest of the East.” If you are at all happy with that win you legit have no clue about hockey. You want to know what message that game sent out to the rest of the East – the Rangers are soft and cough up 3 unanswered goals late in third period. Good luck with that kind of play in the playoffs moron. Rangers first round exit, mark it down.
there are actually 3 new york teams (sabres, islanders, rangers) but good try guys.
@Andrew Sabres are gay and suck though so noone cares. Go back to sleep squid.
Umm….Buffalo is in Canada guys. Sheesh
The message that was sent to the rest of the East was that NOBODY blows 3 goal leads quite like the New York Rangers. At least that’s what I got out of it
You know what a “message to the East” is? Sweeping the Pens in a home-and-home. Gumdrop should write hockey on this site
Hey jimmyschwartz, not sure if you’re aware but there are actually 3 hockey teams in New York. Although very far north and likely irrelevant, the Buffalo Sabres do count as a NY team.
You idiots keep talking about the Rangers blowing a 3 goal lead and forget to talk about the other 55 fuckin minutes that were played to go up 3-0. Last time I checked, you don’t get style points in the NHL, all that matters is the +1 in the win column and the TWO points you receive for a road WIN.
Oh, and dont forget to ask Rask how Nash’s dick tastes.
Rangers > Bruins