(Gizmodo) - The safest way to avoid having embarassing escape into the open is to not take them at all. But if you can’t help yourself, you should be armed with the proper tools to practice safe sexting. Snapchat is an iPhone app which will automatically delete picture messages you send to friends seconds after they view it. According to the description you can set the app to eradicate itself anywhere from 1-10 seconds after the recipient views it.
Feitelberg is over on Barstool Boston blabbering like a fat faggot about how SnapChat is going to ruin the sexting game. What is he some sort of idiot? I thought way back when I hired the Fake Jew Intern he had more sense than this, but I guess not. I’m about to go “Point, Counterpoint” all over his ass. Self destructing picture messages could be the single best modification of the sexting game since the invention of the camera phone.
Think about it, whats the one reason chicks hesitate on sending naked pictures? They don’t want that dude passing that picture around to all their buddies and running a metaphorical photograph train on them. If you remove this fear from the sext conversation, about 90% of the battle is over for you. Its the equivalent of having a one night stand with a chick when she’s on vacation. She’s thinking “I’m out of the country, I’ll never see him again, once I leave here its like it never even happened.” Same thing with SnapChat. Don’t worry toots – that picture of you in a thong is self destructing like Mission:Impossible. It doesn’t even really count. Never happened. I guarantee about twice as many girls would send twice as many sexy pictures if they knew they were gonna disappear. And so what if you dont have them stored in your phone? Are you really breaking out your iPhone photo gallery to jerk off? Beating it to still photos or at the very best a grainy 30 second video of some girl? For sure not. Sure its nice to show your buddies, but the sexting game is about one thing and one thing only – building up as much sexual tension and frustration and heat over the phone so that when you are together in person everyone is dying to fuck for real. And if SnapChat gets her sexting more often and harder than ever because theres no risk involved, I’m all for it.
Sidenote, it may even get some guys involved. I mean the primary reason I don’t send dick pics is because nobody gets turned on by the Irish Curse. But the second reason is that I don’t want bitches tweeting KFC’s dick all over the internet. Maybe if I knew my dick would disappear after 10 seconds I’d reciprocate with the sexting a little more often. Again, everybody wins. Sort of.