Self Help Guru Who Teaches Women How To Train Men Gets Knocked Up And Dumped

NY Post - The author of the self-help book the “Prince Harming Syndrome” is fighting back against the cad she says royally hosed her. Karen Salmansohn, the writer of “How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets of Successful Dog Trainers,” says she was was knocked up by a Long Island man who’d falsely promised to have a family with her. Mitchell Leff told Salmansohn, 49, he was “practically divorced” when he met the “How to Succeed in Business without a Penis” writer and wanted to start a family with her – and even offered to pay and provide sperm for IVF treatments, Salmansohn says in court papers. “I’m a self-help author, not a psychic,” Salmansohn told The Post yesterday. “His words and actions were completely telling me he wanted a child.” But when the $28,000 treatment Leff paid and provided for was successful, the 51-year-old landromat king told her he was “too old” to be a dad again and she should get an abortion, her Manhattan Supreme Court lawsuit charges. Now she’s suing to make him support her through the pregnancy as she says he’d promised to do

Somebody get the Dog Whisperer on the line.  Maybe he knows a dog command for “Don’t dupe me into spending 30 grand on getting pregnant and then dump me.” Because clearly this self help guru missed that day of training. What a dumb bitch. You write like 35 books about learning how to understand and manipulate men, yet you’re the one who’s got a bun in the oven and you’ve been dumped by a laundromat king. If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction!

Just to be clear – a middle aged dude who was still basically married when you met him proceeded to lie to you about wanting kids are you’re fuckin surprised? What sort of 51 year old dude wants kids? What sort of ANY aged guy wants kids? Procreation is for the birds and any guy who enjoys his life knows that. So we just lie about it so you will stop YAPPING. You fell for the oldest trick in your book, Karen.

Granted its a little weird he dropped 30 grand on fertility treatment. But you know what?  Chapter 1, Verse 1 – Boys do stupid shit like that. When faced with the responsibility of raising a kid we don’t want, we will write off just about ANY loss. Just ask Antonio Cromartie. Where were you on that one, know-it-all?