Send Out The Smoke Patrol!
First thing’s first, this has gotta be the easiest smoke patrol in the history of smoke patrols. Her name is Chelsea Lovett. She’s from Florida State. She works at Johnny Utahs. I’m giving you a name, face, school and job. Somehow I can’t find a facebook link, twitter link, email address. Nothing. Just stupid websites about agencies that represent her as a singer and actress. She’s been on Boomer and Carton several times now and this morning she was talking about 50 Shades of Grey and how she acts out all the scenes with her boyfriend and I had to excuse myself from my desk. I’m just kidding I masturbated right there at my work station. Anyway, I finally decided she just absolutely needs to be a smokeshow. She’s gorgeous. Great singer. Cool chick. Perfect smokeshow package. I would say I’m completely in love with her but since she’s a New York City bartender and all I’d really need to do is go to her bar and give it a shot, that makes it awkward. So I’m not in love with her but I totally am.
So get on it Stoolies, find me somethin. Otherwise I am just gonna have to go to Johnny Utah’s 7 days a week until I find her. Would rather avoid the stalking/creeping/kidnapping angle but I’m not above it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIXipXMhmSg
2 rules in life to live by KfC….1)Marry a woman with an equal or higher g.p.a…..2)NEVER, I repeat NEVER, marry a woman with breast implants……
looks like a younger version of Lisa Ann – porn starlet
looks like melanie iglesias
Work station?
Wow….but girls like that that brag about sex and shit are full of shit.
she has fat arms. and why never marry a woman with fake tits?
And why marry a girl with a good GPA?
christosterone: 2)NEVER, I repeat NEVER, marry a woman with breast implants……
BINGO!
if she’s smart you can’t trick her into doing things so i certainly disagree with the good GPA thing. Unless she’s really smart, because really smart people have absolutely zero common sense.
can someone answer why you don’t marry a chick with breast implants?
FSU sucks
A sign that she usually is a slut and she will cheat. But this girl got some knockers you read about.
Funny because my wife is an idiot with huge implants
@wilburham = Winner
My Wife has fake tits…can’t answer if she cheats though, I’ve never caught her.
did someone really just say she has fat arms? i’d like to see the girls you’re bringing home. I’d eat the corn out of this girls shit just to disappoint her in bed for 18 seconds.
Best I could do is her Linkedin profile: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/lovett-chelsea/3b/3ab/1a5
i would disagree with the cheating thing as well. if you can’t already tell whether a chick is a slut you probably shouldn’t be getting married.
yes i said she has fat arms because she has fat arms. theres nothing really to argue here
Fat arms? Who the hell is looking at her arms?
That dude just probably got cheated on after buying his wife fake tits so he applies that to all chicks with fake tits. You don’t make a whore your wife/girlfriend. Do you think you are special because she banged you on your first date? Newsflash she bangs EVERY GUY when she first meets them. Clue number 1
This looks like her old Myspace page. Who the heck still uses Myspace???
http://www.myspace.com/chelsealovett
damn, she would be great for that cleavage challenge
http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
“I had to excuse myself from my desk. I’m just kidding I masturbated right there at my work station.” i lol’ed
Fake tits are often(not always) a symptom of a woman’s need to be ogled…..my wife would NEVER get them nor would I ask her….as for the gpa, it is only a good barometer for me insofar as Ive been married 10 wonderful years in large part because my wife is smart and interesting….if you marry a ditzy tits-for-brains the marriage will end in divorce within a decade as her “interesting” conversation will be a heck of alot less intriguing as the years pile up….
Fake boobs aside, i can’t stand internet trolls who have to find something wrong with everything… Fat arms? are you serious? Go cut your eye balls and pour bleach on your face.