“Serpent Pastor” Dies Of Snake Bite During His Sermon

(Newser) – A West Virginia Pentecostal pastor who used poisonous snakes during religious services has died of a rattlesnake bite. Mack Wolford, who just turned 44, was killed by a snake he had owned for years, reports the Washington Post. He was bitten during an outdoor service at a state park he had hoped would be a “homecoming like the old days,” filled with people speaking in tongues, handling snakes and having a “great time,” he said on his Facebook page. “Praise the Lord and pass the rattlesnakes, brother,” he wrote last week. Wolford was bitten on the thigh when he sat next to the rattlesnake during the service. He was taken to a relative’s home to recover, but was rushed later to a local hospital where he was declared dead. Wolford believed that the Bible requires Christians to handle poisonous snakes to test their faith in God, and remain steadfast in their belief that they will not be bitten or will be healed if they are attacked. Death by rattlesnake is “excruciating—the venom attacks the nervous system, and it’s vicious and gruesome when it hits,” a snake expert told the Post. Wolford was the son of a snake-handler preacher who died of a snake bite when Wolford was 15.
I’ll tell you what it is. Its these goddam Jewish snakes. These Chosen Rattlesnakes who don’t believe in Jesus. Don’t even listen to a word the pastor says. Most people see a serpent and the automatically assume its the devil, but I think its actually just a bunch of Jew snakes.
It would probably behoove the Wolford men to stop fuckin around with snakes, huh? Daddy dies from a snake bite at church. Mack dies from a snake bite at church. How many more snake bite deaths do we need before we realize that snakes don’t give a fuck about God? Probably sitting there bored to fucking death by the time the priest is giving his homily. Snake is like “Oh fucking wait a minute, we haven’t even blessed the bread and the wine yet. We’re not even close to out of here. Fuck this shit.” Lays into some priest thigh and gets the F out of there.
PS – People who follow the Bible to this extent are legitimately the scariest people on earth.

An abused snake can kill a priest with no repercussions, but an altar boy just has to take it?
that rattlesnake didn’t go crazy; that rattlesnake went rattlesnake
I bet that pastor wont try that again.
People who follow the Bible to any extent are the scariest people on Earth.
so what will the hicks follow now? there’s a dumb turd somewhere in WV, isn’t there? I mean, that collection plate needs to be filled up somehow. And…why is there no GTA reverend? seriously, i would praise that ass!
Wolford believed that the Bible requires Christians to handle poisonous snakes to test their faith in God, and remain steadfast in their belief that they will not be bitten or will be healed if they are attacked. – So does this pretty much end this Church’s existence? i mean these people arent heading back to their church/the woods next Sunday, are they? seems like their belief system was just shattered (again)
That PS couldn’t be more spot on
I wish that snake kept going and bit everyone in the building. It’s shocking that people like this can and do exist anywhere in the world in this day and age, much less the United States of America.
Praise the lord! Halleluja! Fucking morons.
Add handling Jesus’ rattlesnakes to the list of shit I never want to do.
“He was taken to a relative’s home to recover”
Probably smarter than going directly to the hospital morgue.