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Shark Fucking Shit Up At The Jersey Shore
Everyone knows sharks are my biggest fear. Like being stuck in deep water and not knowing what’s underneath you and seeing a shark. Terrifying. All I can think about is that time me and KFC went skinny dipping on the beach in Atlantic City after the beer pong tourney at like 4 AM. Dudes’ night out. So knowing now there were these shark motherfuckers swimming around literally 1 foot from shore makes me want to puke and cry. Oh and before everyone tells me this is a pussy shark think twice. You idiots know that is? That’s a blue shark. Know what their nickname is? “The wolves of the sea.” Yup the fucking wolves of the sea. Just swimming around the polluted waters of New Jersey with a sea wolf trying to bite my dick off.
“All I can think about is that time me and KFC went skinny dipping on the beach in Atlantic City after the beer pong tourney at like 4 AM. Dudes’ night out.”
This is the gayest thing I’ve read today.
The shark is running suicides. He just touched the USA and now he has to go back to England and touch the beach there. It really is quite the workout.
excited about shark week and they try to make sharks look cool, so they always give them names like that KFC, unless your fucking king kong great white shark, you suck
Funny ’cause it’s true.
caption contest:
shark was snookin for love?
BlackDude, it’s a good thing us people don’t swim or else we’d be fucked.
Kiss the tip, no homo! Slay some bithces, money!
yo whats the dealio LTW? hows the hood in the midwest treatin ya yo
fuck North Jersey…Avalon is the place to be
BlackDude you are a taint on the comment section. In both senses of the word.
Glad to see the love didn’t run out over the weekend kids.
By the way we have 14′ Great White’s off the Cape not pussy Blue sharks.
bunch of homos going skinny dipping
Why the fuck are these videos always shaky as hell? I mean if you start filming something like this your one and only job should be to keep the camera steady and on the thing you are filming. Feel like i just got off an amusement park ride.
How the fuck does a “dudes’ night out” end with you guys skinny dippping?
fucking HATE the ocean…we know more about the moon than we do about what weird shits lurks around in there…I’m with you Kmarko…any body of water that I can’t see the bottom is a no go for me…not gonna be the unlucky bastard that gets eaten by some previously unknown Ocean monster…probably name it the Jackasaurus or someshit…don’t want to be remembered that way
Spot on jack. if seaweed even touches me i shit my pants and play dead.
That is definitely a Blue shark. Mostly harmless, although with the water being as warm as it is – nothing is fucking certain. If someone catches a Bull or Tiger shark in that close, then that would be a real fucking eye opener. Bull and Tiger sharks will fuck with you just because they have a bad attitude. A Great White will fuck with you if it thinks you are a seal / meal. A Blue shark won’t fuck with you unless it has gone insane.
BTW – Skinny dipping with another dude at night – that’s quite possibly the gayest thing you can do.
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Is it just me or is it everytime I watch a ‘Home Movie’, the damn camera person sucks ass!! Really… Really?? Hold the damn camera straight… it’s that simple.