Should I Quit The Stool To Blog About My Stool In A Pop Up Shitter In The Middle Of Times Square?
CNET - Toilet paper brand Charmin has put out a casting call for five bloggers who will spend five weeks working as “Charmin Ambassadors” in a pop-up bathroom in New York’s Times Square. “Job requirements include interacting with hundreds of thousands of bathroom guests, maintaining their own blogs and content on Charmin-branded Web sites and popular social media sites, and sharing family-friendly video from the restroom space and surrounding areas,” the Business Courier article explained. The bloggers will be paid $10,000 apiece. According to the Business Courier of Cincinnati, “This is not the first year Charmin has hosted a temporary, or pop-up, bathroom in Times Square. In 2008, it kicked off a “Plush Potties for the People” tour that traveled from Santa Monica, Calif., to Times Square, where it settled for the holidays.”
Excuse the pun but are you fuckin shitting me? 10 grand to blog about fucking toilet paper?? I can’t decide if it’s worth it or not. I guess I’m not really clear on what exactly the job requirements are? Like are you shitting or are you talking to people shitting? Do you just hang out on the can all day and blog about it? Because I’m pretty good at that. Like 1.5 of my daily blogs are produced sitting on the toilet. (Stop wincing ladies that’s healthy). I know a lot about toilet paper too. Charmin especially. But only the Ultra Soft Wide. 2 Ply of course. None of this flimsy single ply bullshit where your hand rips right through it straight into your asshole. No way will I blog about that. So I guess it comes down to what kind of equipment will I be issued and what are the hours? If those two things work out to my liking then maybe I’ll start negotiating the release from my NYBSS contract and toss my hat in the ring for Charmin Shit Blogger.
kmarko | Random Thoughts | 10/23/09, 10:20 am |
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i like single ply, finger pops through, finger smells like shit, i smell finger all day long.
Fecal matters
I’d stick with NYBSS….cause I’m convinced that pretty soon BBSS is going in the dumper….then the Empire is yours.
that pic looks like Bradymancrush on a good day
I could however see Portnoy on a coast to coast shitter extravaganza….
i thought you didn’t like talking about shit related matters
tox where did ep grow up?
If you can’t beat em, join em Kmarko…
» bradymancrush said: { Oct 23, 2009 – 10:10:28 }
I could however see Portnoy on a coast to coast shitter extravaganza….
You would like to see that wouldnt, you demented moonbat?
I think ilovefarts is the obvious guy for the job, except he’d have to change his name to “iloveshits.” Maybe he could meet the Charmin people halfway with “ilovesharts.”
3 shits yesterday, 1 down today, all perfect form – no drips, runs, or errors.
This sounds like a job for Woody, he already does it for free.
Just kidding Brady …everybody knows I think you’re the best commenter out there.
And not for nothing…..that’s me in the glassass vid.
farts, swampscott
thanks for the support eagle
ive taken 2 shits today and farted a numerous amount of times
Problem at work is the refill time for the water in the tank in order to get 2 flushes in. Do you risk overflow with too much paper, or wait for the tank to refill and flush twice???
i dont like to courtesy flush, i like looking at my masterpiece before it goes down.
Good point Windy, gotta go with 2 flushes. Can’t risk overflowing and having a co-worker walk in on you swimming in a puddle of your own shit water.
I was with some friends at Epcot a couple years ago. After a huge meal in Germany, including a couple of those 2-litre Beck’s jobs, a buddy of mine quickly takes off to the bathroom. I walk in there, and he’s rinsing off his boxers in the sink, completely drunk. He turns to me and says “I sharted. Don’t tell my wife.”
usually takes at least 2 flushes for my boys to go home
i shart at least once a month-fact
if i leave a masterpiece, sometimes i don’t flush so my co-workers can enjoy my work of art.
I’m commenting from the can….as we speak…..
skid marks in bowl = job well done.
A few years back we used to have skid mark contests in the bowl. This one big hispanic guy would always win after lunch because he ate a dbl quarter pounder.
brady, do you have Star Trek toilet paper?
my boy is learning to potty train. at night we give him a diaper.
the other night he ran in to my room sayin, “dad, dad, do i have a diaper on” i say yes, he lets out a long “ooooooooohhhhhhhh good!”
Middle-aged women in the workplace = worst shit ever
What a bunch of miserable cunts.
Not a Trekie-fact.
good one farts… reminds me, i walked by the bathroom once and heard my youngest daughter say “oh noooo, they’re fat again”
If you drop a log over a foot long, throw the toilet paper in the garbage can when you’re done and don’t flush.
well, Star Trek toilet paper gets the Klingon’s off Uranus
Steak…you may have just coverted me.
I had corn for dinner last night, I can’t wait. Should I send Kmarko a photo? We should have a guess that dump every day.
i don’t even know what the fuck that means
klingons are the worse-fun to hear them drop in the bowl though
Steak, poop comedy = laughs
guees that dump would be great. guess what they ate
Does this Turd get this guy laid?
I wonder what CC does to his toilet. Must be like a war zone.
Sometimes it feel like you just got laid after taking a huge shit.
head honcho’s are all around me talking serious … get away from me, i’m trying to comment.
CC’s dump > a football
http://img150.imageshack.us/i/wowlolqh3.jpg/
imagine the dumps this dude takes.
CC’s dump > an anaconda
vince wilfork must take massive dumps
When I worked for the Pats one day Vince took home an entire tray of these Mexican meat hot pocket type things…..I’d be afraid to drive through his neighborhood after he ate those.
http://madonnablog.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/poop_05-29-2003.jpg
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