Should You Be Able To Work For Barstool Sports If You Wear Skinny Jeans?
So Big Cat over in Chicago has been getting a lot of love on the Barstool Network recently. People say he’s making a run at the crown to be the funniest blogger in the empire. And deservedly so. He’s a funny ass dude. Total lunatic and maybe the weirdest dude on the payroll but the guy can blog his dick off. Reminds me of myself when I was blogging anonymously part time and I only had to write 6 blogs a day and I woke up every day to put pants on. Speaking of pants…this is a picture from yesterday at Bull & Bear’s Sunday Funday in Chicago. And thats your boy Big Cat rocking the skinniest pair of skinny jeans I’ve ever seen. Hey Big Cat did you borrow those from your sister! Did you use a brush or a roller to paint those bad boys on? Did you put them in the dryer before you went out so they’d be that tight? Christ almighty, Big. What kinda stunt is this? Are you trying to bring down the empire? I’ve spent years making fun of hipster doofuses like this. Put blood sweat and tears into making fun of Occupy Wall Street dicks and skater losers for wearing outfits like that. While you were toiling away on some tumblr site I was establishing Barstool Sports as the most anti-hipster establishment on the internet. And now I see that you’re prancing around in a pair of jeans you scooped up from the womens section of Urban Outfitters.
As the resident fashionisto here at Barstool (see: Forever Lazy fame, my Chris Christie fleece which everyone at Barstool has since copied) I don’t know what to think. I think there should be a rule that if you work for Barstool you can’t wear skinny jeans and a plaid button down like some sort of hipster clown. No moose knuckle if you wanna be down with the Stool. I’ll leave it up to the Stoolies.
Vote 1 for Barstool is no place for skinny jeans Vote 10 for I love when dudes sport a moose knuckle, I’m down with Big Cat’s fashion
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big cat is such a faggot
I’d expect such gayness from Neil but BigCat for sure not.
says the dude with a face like a rottweiler’s ass
how about vote 5 for Big Cat is a better blogger than 80% of the barstool staff. Did Neil put you up to this KFC?
Those arent even skinny jeans
They’re not skinny jeans; he’s just fat. Look at that shirt: Buttons ##2 and 3 are about to go supernova.
Those look like normal jeans to me
Am I gay for not thinking those are skinny jeans?
if Big Cat wasn’t a bit overweight I would have been disappointed
Haha that garfield pic is great, way to keep him anonymous. Also, those really aren’t skinny jeans, but how about that fucking unbuttoned flannel?
Those are skinny jeans? Well I guess I’m gayer than cum on a mustache then.
Skinny shirt as well? It just looks like a dude who recently gained 25 pounds and is too lazy / in denial to update his wardrobe.
not skinny jeans. Fail blog.
I don’t know what you nancies consider skinny jeans but those are tight ass pants. I’d rather rock Jncos from 1994 than those nut hugging girly jeans
I’m with mississippi.
He does CrossFit…gotta show off the quads
i think the wardrobe has many issues, with the amount of skinny in the jeans being far down on the list. or this is a sunday funday outfit, in which case, who gives a fuck bc it’s sunday funday
for sure not skinny jeans. KFC dont hate just because you’re still rockin JNCOs and the Tommy Hilfiger carpenter jeans with the loop on the side
pretty pathetic to see kfc needing to land a low blow like this.
big cat/chris christie 2016
Sick stonewashed taper jeans brah
Ashley Greene would tear that shit right off
not skinny jeans. KFC as the self proclaimed barstool fashionista you sure as shit don’t know what your talking about. weak ass blog you just sound jealous Big Cat is funny and your references are repeated more than littering and…
your lazy eye is fucking you up, those aren’t close to being skinny
Me and KFC rock wigger jeans for life. Shout out to paco and boss jeans
Lomaz don’t forget about Pele Pele and Phat Farm.
waz06 lives in his dads basement (his mom left him because he sucks)
Kfc, Still got a closet full of Mecca and wu wear and perry Ellis velore sweatsuits lol. U know steez
The limpness of his right wrist should be more cause for concern
KFC > lil cat
Lazy Eye & multiple chins > garfield
Blogger Fleece >ready-to-explode buttons
Realizing you’re fat > doing crossfit and not knowing you’re fat
Hey Big Cat, Nice fag claw.
VIVA LA KFC!
Did you photoshop baby hands onto him to make fun of him or does he have those BK whopper hands in real life?
Jealousy doesn’t suit you, Clancy.
yup pretty sure those are reg blue jeans
woah all this time I thought Big Cat was black
Woooow Big Cat wears skinny jeans (though they’re not really…)… NEIL IS A HUMAN ABORTION, TRASH HIM! Give the Stoolies what they want!
How is anyone supposed to see the outline of your package without tight jeans? Grow up, Clancy.
in the words of Bill Parcells “I would have to see some visual evidence at some point.” Get a better picture than this KFC
Who the fuck gives a shit about what you wear. You’re a doughy lazy eyed cunt nugget, KFC. Go make some more dickhole faggot 90′s references for pageviews.
looks normal to me