Shout Out To All My Italian Stoolies Chowing Down On Like 90 Different Types Of Fish!
Easily the wackiest things you guineas do all year is the Feast of the Seven Fishes. Just course after course after course of fish and octopus and shrimp and basically any thing else that lives in the fucking sea. I wouldn’t be surprised if you I-talians were eating sea horse and coral reef and shit. Pasta and olive oil all over the place. Just guindaloons being guindaloons. Most preposterous Christmas tradition going. Including the tradition where people chop down trees and bring them inside and dress them up.
Buon Natale, my wop friends!
This blog made me rewrite my list and add one….
Worst things to happen to NYC:
1. 9/11
2. The jets
3. The mets
4. Barstool sports
5. Sandy
Vaffanculo
@Carmine… that made no sense you dumb niel. get off our website if you dont like it.
American-Italians are the most disgraceful people on earth. Worse than jews.
Paulorndorf you mad bro? Found your girl having some Italian sausage huh
No, she keeps it within the species, you half-nig savage
There are some good italians out there! Not those schmucks you see on TV!
Nice inferiority complex, ya dirty Mick animal. Italians gave the world the Roman Empire, the Renaissance, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Galileo, Dante, Lamborghini, Ferrari, Armani, Prada, and the most popular cuisine in existence. The Irish have contributed nothing. I’ve never heard a girl say, “I like Irish guys.” I hear that about Italians a lot. Face it, you dirty bog trotter, your people are a joke. Don’t be jealous of Italians because we are better. Trust me, we’re not the only ones.
And clearly the reason KFC is jealous of Italians is because he grew up in Pelham, NY. One of the most Italian towns in Westchester. Micks like him were ritualistically excluded. No hot chick in Pelham would ever touch a micro-dicked pale face like him. Get rosacea and die, you drunk scumbag.
what sound does shit make when you throw it against the wall ?
Kfwhom – never a good look to take two posts to describe another guy’s inferiority complex. Almost everything you said was true but a simple “swing and a miss” would have done it. Are you wearing a wife beater?
@The Larcenist – I’ll admit I was a little “mad” when I made my posts. But honestly–KFC needs to learn that attacking someone’s heritage, be it Italian or Jewish or Black, really isn’t a good look. A little casual racial humor is okay now and then, but he has made too much of a habit of it lately. And no, I’m not wearing a wife beater. I’m an educated guy with a respectable job, like most Italian-Americans in this country.
Kfwhom- you dego fuck, these great american cities were built on mic backs. if it wasn’t for us you’d be speaking german you ungrateful wop.
The Irish have contributed nothing except the automobile, submarine, tank, first scientist to split an atom, color photography, the first guided missile, tractors (which led to the building of the Lamborghini sports car) stethoscope, hypodermic syringe, chocolate milk, Guiness…I don’t know. Should i go on? Should I provide more information? Did I go too far?
@PlaxicosGun — You are horrendously wrong with your list of “Irish” contributions. They invented virtually none of the things you claim. @bucsbaby — If you think that Italians, Chinese, and many other ethnic groups didn’t also play a huge part in building American cities, you are sadly mistaken. Read a fucking book, you plastic paddy morons.
Just did the research. Of bucsbaby’s bullshit list, the only items actually invented by Irishmen were Chocolate Milk and Guinness. So thanks, Micks, for two drinks: one that contributes to childhood obesity and one that just tastes like pure shit.
*PlaxicosGun’s bullshit list
books that will never be written- greatest women comics, african birth control, great italian war heroes of ww2
Yeah, you’re right. They invented none of those. I only studied Irish history at the University of Dublin for a year and have successful parents born in Ireland that emigrated to the US who are proud of where they come from and that list of absolutely 100% correct contributions by the Irish to this world, minus the chocolate milk and Guiness, because who gives a fuck? But, what should I know? Your ignorance defines your ethnicity.
@PlaxicosGun — Do you really want me to post the articles that refute your bullshit claims? I don’t give a fuck if your dad used to fuck Oscar Wilde, you’re 100% wrong about that whole list except for Guinness and Chocolate Milk. The automobile? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. You’ve never heard of Karl fucking Benz? He wasn’t Irish, you dumb fuck. And good luck getting a job with your degree in Irish History. You are really, really, really gonna need it.
chocolate milk >
An Irishman was influential in creating the tattoo machine, so all you guineas with bad ink have something to be thankful for this Christmas.
White people want to be black and black people want to be Italian… there’s no cooler race. And yes, I agree we were spawn from them which is why we tan well and have big dicks.
Fuck Mics & Guineas, Germans FTW!
Everyone knows Irish cooking is the worst. No one says hey lets go to that Irish place tonight I’m really hungry.
@terror…yeah i really wish i was italian..then i could be a faggot too. italians = the only men on this earth who go to tanning salons. get the fuck out of here.
Its just how defensive italians get that makes bashing them so much fun. This blog is the perfect example.
Ma vattelo a pigliare in culo
Judging by the comments, am I the only Italian that laughed at this blog?
I write a blog about how italians eat a bunch of fish and we got people arguing over who invented color photography. stoolies ftw
You drunken kicks have little to say about cuisine. An irish ahole’s idea of a seven course meal is a six pack of beer and a potato. I’ll take WOP food over Irish slop any day.
Have yet to identify anything remotely edible that you Irish call food…
A) “Italian” cuisine is about as Italian as George Bush
B) Half of your renaissance dudes were fags, look it up.
C) None of you stupid wops are actually from or will ever step foot in the country, so make me some garlic knots and shut the hell up.
Deeds
‘Merica!
haha fricking itis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_svnsF5OLbI
italy may as well be africa. you don’t look like us, you don’t sound like us. as far as i’m concerned, unless your ancestors were irish, german, or british…get out
oh man, do i ever hate guineas AND micks. italians and irish i have no problem with…but guineas and micks are my least favorite people on the face of the earth. if you’re not from that country, then shut the fuck up about it. you’ll never catch me running my mouth about scotland. shit, i’m from america, and you won’t catch me running my mouth about that either. i’m so over people touting their heritage. grow up.
@ozlax — Who is “us” exactly? Every Irish Mick I’ve ever encountered looks terrible. A red-faced, pale-skinned, big-headed oaf with a nose swollen from the ravages of alcoholism and rosacea should be on the flag of Ireland. You people are literally human pigs.
@kfwhom glad to see you’ve got an alert set to check these comments every 5 minutes
No dog in this fight but the oscar wilde line is gold
@IMEXHAUST —”White people want to be black and black people want to be Italian”
Are you shitting me or what? With the exception of the small but highly annoying wigger problem — White people want black people to STFU, straighten out their hats, pull up their pants and get a fucking job.
as opposed to a irish xmas eve, corned beef brisket, baked potatoes and drunk men raping the underage girls. Yeah, fuck the Irish
Boston was built by the Irish. Southie is full of lazy assholes. Fact.