Easily the wackiest things you guineas do all year is the Feast of the Seven Fishes. Just course after course after course of fish and octopus and shrimp and basically any thing else that lives in the fucking sea. I wouldn’t be surprised if you I-talians were eating sea horse and coral reef and shit. Pasta and olive oil all over the place. Just guindaloons being guindaloons. Most┬ápreposterous Christmas tradition going. Including the tradition where people chop down trees and bring them inside and dress them up.

Buon Natale, my wop friends!