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Link to NSFW video

You wanna know why I love being a dude and specifically being a blogger? I pretty much have absolutely no obligations or integrity at all with my job. And this is the perfect example. Last week I put up a blog about how annoying breast feeding mothers are. How they’re such assholes for parading around with their tits out getting sucked on by some little kid. How they’re so absurd and self righteous getting angry whenever some establishment politely tells them to please take their tits elsewhere.

Fast forward to this smokestack in lingerie posing topless in the middle of a restaurant and I’m like “C’mon you goddam prudes! Let her stay! She’s not hurting anybody! She’s not even breaking the law!” I guess the differences is some postpartum bitch with a newborn attached to her floppy T’s isn’t the same as a kinky little minx with her bombs on display in black lingerie. Double standard? You better believe it. Do I care? Not one bit.

PS – That Forest Whitaker lookin cop definitely went along with the handcuffs and spanking after the cameras stopped rolling.