Snooki Is Finally Getting Laid, Making Her Boyfriend Cry
Celebrifi - It looks like jealousy is coming between Snooki and her man of one month. Has the green-eyed monster even ruined one of your relationships? Emilio Massella is going to fight for the love of Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi ” literally. The Jersey Shore starlet’s boyfriend of a month was ready to go down swinging after watching his lady love get mobbed by men while hosting a post-Super Bowl party in Miami Feb. 7. “There were guys all around Snooki, and Emilio was pissed!” an eyewitness at Miami bar Finnegan’s tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively. “He started to fight with Snooki but she tried to talk him down. She was like ‘It’s my job to make an appearance and get the crowd going.’ She even had a security team on her.” Added the insider, “She got up on stage and did her thing, and Emilio was still being a tool, so she told him that he had to either chill out or leave. And that’s when he started to cry. He was blubbering, ‘I don’t want to fight!’ God, what a wacko.”
Well first off thank God Shcnickums finally scored some dick because I was starting to feel bad. Secondly, this big dumb guinea has gotta be kidding me. Obviously you’ve got a screw loose if you’re dating Snooki, so there’s no surprise this dude is an emotional trainwreck. But crying at a Super Bowl party like you’re Kendra fuckin Wilkinson is completely unacceptable. The way I see it, there are two times it is acceptable for a man to cry:
1) When your dog dies
2) During the Final Scene in Rudy
That’s it. Every other time you start crying, you’re a pussy.
i agree. marley and me was also a tear jerker.
At the end of Band of Brothers.
i cried the day Detox’s dog died.
good ole Buster..
anybody hear how Ember is doing?
i miss my dog.
3) When my butt cherry got popped.
Ember is movin out… daughter is flyin the coop
Old Yeller is a tear jerker.
Woody, quit lying, i know you are the most awesomest stud on the planet.
i cried at the end of philadelphia
Snooki’s boyfriend is pretty cute
Bones, you sure you’re not thinkin of Saving Private Ryan?.. end of Band of Brothers wasn’t teary…
snooki’s boyfriend can fist pump my love hole.
schindler’s list was my most favorite comedy.
roots was a side splitter too!
glassass made me cry
ted i will get legalistic on your polish ass.
3. when u have the Jets at 45 to 1 to win AFC and 80 to 1 to win the supe and they lose b/c the decide to start Lowery instead of Sheppard.
Glassass gave me a chubby
niteisland, stories about gambling are fantastic. i get erect when i hear about others losing money.
ilovefarts gets an erection when he watches other men in the gym doing chin ups.
good day
Brian’s Song
christmas.
i love to run every morning with my male companion…we can run 5-6 miles sometimes!!
diarrhea brings a tear to my eye when i’m giving my companion a blumpkin.
how could you forget the time(and I hate the Yankees) when Lou Gehrig said “Today I consider myself the luckiest man on earth.”
General Patton would have sobbed like a bitch after seeing that.
Bones, good call with Band of Brothers.
my blatantly boring comments make everyone else cry.
sgt sodomy made me weep tears of joy my first week of basic.
Ltmatthews, you’re totally right on with Lou Gehrig.
I’d admit to crying when Ray Bourque gave up #7 and changed to #77 the night Phil Esposito’s # was retired, but you guys would probably tear me a new one.
what a pussy
How could see find a bigger loser than the guys on ‘Jersey Shore?’ . . . but somehow she did it.
Catch scene at the end of field of dreams. I ball up every time costner asks his dad if he wants to have a catch.
cry everytime when liv tyler is against all the tvs in armageddon…
i know this homo..he lives a few towns over from me