Soccer Player Dies When Piece Of Floor Stabs Him In Stomach
Total Pro Sports - Here’s a story that will make you wince in pain just thinking about it and shrug off any future minor splinters. A futsal soccer player died in Brazil after a piece of the court’s wooden floor pierced his abdomen. It looked as if the 23-year old player was fully alert and well as he was being strapped to the gurney, but died of hemorrhagic shock a day after the game. Making a play on an oncoming forward, Robson Rocha Costa made a slide tackle near the goal line. Apparently, a piece of the surface hit his thigh and went up into his intestines. He was immediately rushed to the hospital where he had surgery to fix the problems, but he succumbed to the injuries a day later.
Ahhh a story as old as time itself. The boy who cried wolf. Aesop himself couldn’t have scripted this better. Pussy soccer players have been whining and crying about phantom injuries for years and years wasting EMT’s time and resources on little cuts and boo boos. And now as was bound to happen one of them goes for the slide tackle and ends up taking a wooden shard to the lower intestine. Then instead of proper medical attention next thing you know hemmorhage shock creeps in and that’s all she wrote. Sorry soccer players. Next time don’t be fucking pussies for centuries and maybe people will take your gaping stab wounds more seriously.
he got what he deserved for slide tackling during an indoor soccer game.
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i like brazilian girls
this story makes me think about mr. hands.
That’s how the REAL Dracula used to kill his enemies.
That sucks for that kid…however, cue up the realsituation and his campaign about how soccer players don’t dive and how they are as tough as nails.
soccer is for pussies
if we are going the pussy route, baseball is probably the weakest sport there is physically. besides golf.
and i like both. and no one cares.
I nearly died when I got stuck in the ass by a guy with a cock like a chainsaw. He was big but boy was he jagged. Lost a pint of blood that night.
Did he happen to be a chink with a cast iron dink?
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I will not fall for the bannana in the tail pipe trick ever again, Carlton!
Yeah isnt it awesome that he died? Some of kmarko’s finest work. Douchebag.
right on scottyjay kmarko was the kid that never excelled at any sport, yet he wants to comment how its a pussy sport…while ill admit alot of soccer players do this dumb sh*t…take a look at injuries like eduardo and aaron ramsey…research peter cech…ask these dudes if soccer players are pussies
damn, that is a horrible way to go
soccer players are pussies.
haha GQ one of the 2 soccer defenders on here. congratulations dude 3 players in the history of soccer got injured. more football players have worse injuries on a single sunday than the entire history of your sport. point taken!
scottyjay what are you new here
haha soccer is the next sport behind football in sports injuries, so check your facts before you “blog” there’s also like 5 people actually making comments about the blog itself so yea not saying much again bro
GQ,
is that a serious stat? where do you even find a stat like that? did you just make that up?
how many more people play soccer than football in the world? a billion? 2 billion? and 99.9% of those injuries are fake. and you’re still in second place behind football. interesting argument. should i post some more fake soccer injury videos to help you out because there’s like a million of them
I might be new to posting, but Im not new to here. I was having a bad morning. I do think soccer is a pussy sport and those video’s are awesome, but I dont dig death.
the sport is for fags.
GQ nobody said they were pussies, just total cock sucking fish net shirt wearing faggots!!!
look it up…not made up bullshit like your spewing, ok i agree soccer players are a bunch of douchey actors out there, but basketball players do the same thing, yet nobody calls that a pussy sport. its funny cuz all of you are probably unatheletic as shit and call it a fag sport, your favorite sport is football, yet none of you probably ever played a snap…hilarious..of course football has te most injuries, its a bunch of roided out animals taking cheap shots at each other because they don’t know any better, soccer is like chess, no im going to assume none of you morons can play chess, hence why you cant grasp soccer, because it takes a smidgen of intelligence to understand it
GQ bro if you want my high school football and hoops tapes ill have my mom ship em over. kid was a beast out there. used to have a girlfriend that played soccer
i waste enough time reading your blog, ill pass on the “highlight” reel, thanks though. keep up the good work though, so i can continue to talk sh*t