Some Broad Drives Her Car Directly Into The Hackensack River
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Gothamist – It never fails—no sooner do you get your car washed than it starts pouring rain or you accidentally drive into a freaking river. Such was the unlucky fate suffered by an elderly New Jersey woman who drove directly from a car wash parking lot into the Hackensack River yesterday. The accident was caught on surveillance tape. The unidentified driver was rescued by an employee of the Spotless Auto Laundry and a customer who both jumped into the river. The vehicle was almost completely submerged when hero John Goez got to the woman. “She was scared, crying,” Goez told NJ.com. “I kept telling her, ‘Don’t worry, we’re going to get you out of here.’ We couldn’t open the door because of the water pressure. Thank God, the window was half open. We got her through the window.” The woman, who sustained minor injuries in the accident, reportedly “hit the wrong pedal” while trying to drive away from the car wash—which, to be fair, does seem to be situated perilously close to the water. Then again, she does live in a place that’s literally called River Edge, so you’d think she might be used to this sort of thing by now.
Are these news anchors seriously blaming the car wash for being too close to the river? This bitch just drove straight into a body of water and its somehow the river’s fault. Christ. Chicks man. They’re either complaining about their periods or glass ceilings in the workplace or driving cars into rivers. Lets just tie all of them to the stove with their apron strings so they can never leave the house
it took her 50 yards to realize her foot was on the wrong pedal?
Right by White Manna, best burger i’ve had
Sounds like he says “I hope they have wet-backs”… he’s saying wet vac’s but still
Nash to the Rangers you pricks
What are the odds that she is Asian? Somebody give me a line here.
America at its finest. Media anchors who have the IQ’s of tree bark acting like sidelining heroes blaming WATER for the fact that women have smaller brains. Fuck America and fuck it TWICE today.
Nothing more terrifying that driving with a woman. No concept of tailgating, speed, turns, lights, how drunk I am in the passenger seat because she is in a wedding where I knew nobody and they had free Grey Goose
That was a strange comment to make from that anchor. I’ve never been to a carwash in America that isn’t staffed with about 90% Wetbacks.