Business Insider - We’re living in a “post-dating world,” according to author Jessica Massa. If women expect to find romantic happiness, they have to forget about looking for “The One” and fill their lives with tons of men. Women have all been groomed for the traditional rules of dating: wear red, don’t get drunk or bring up your ex on a date, and wait to sleep with him. But the old rules no longer apply, Massa writes in her new book “The Gaggle.” “Dates are now the exception instead of the rule,” Massa says. She elaborates: It’s easy to feel like your love life is nonexistent. You know you’re great, so why haven’t you been on a classic dinner-and-a-movie date since . . . well, forever? Because as it turns out, you are now living in a post-dating world, where the old rules for sex and relationships no longer apply. Suddenly, everything and nothing is a date. But this means that you have much more going on in your love life than you realize. She says that in order to navigate the current environment, men and women alike should evaluate everyone they encounter, from a spin class buddy to a coworker to cross-country ex, and go on “non-dates” with them: The gaggle is the group of guys in your life who play different roles, fulfill different needs, and help you figure out who you are, what you want, and what kind of relationship you ultimately desire. Though no two gaggles are alike, there are ten types of men a gaggle might include, such as the Ego Booster, the Hot Sex Prospect, and the Boyfriend Prospect. Romance, excitement, self-discovery, love . . . all this will be yours, once you stop stressing about dates, labels, and expectations and start thinking of each man you know and meet as a potential guy in your gaggle.
Uhhh so what you’re saying is chicks should have a number of guys that they use in order to be happy? Fuck some of them and date some of them and do whatever else with the rest of them?
Thats our fucking shtick, bitch. Thats what dudes do. Thats our game. You can’t do that too. Thats like copying or some shit. 1 man with many women. Thats the way God intended it to be. Along comes 50 Shades of Grey and that stupid HBO show Girls and this stupid Gaggle book and now chicks think they get to be sluts and do whatever they want too? Fuck that. This is the way the world has worked since caveman times. You guys behave irrationally and have unrealistic expectations for one man to love you and only you, while we ignore your wishes and do whatever the fuck we want. Yea I know it doesn’t sound fair, but the day that stupid bitch Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit you broads lost all credibility. Sorry.
More importantly its just not realistic. Guys already use this Gaggle method. They just don’t have a stupid name like Gaggle they just call it being single and banging chicks. Now if chicks are gonna try to employ this same method of using men, we’re at some sort of impasse. The world needs users and people who get used. If we’re all trying to be users, nothing will ever get done. Nobody will ever get fucked. Nobody will ever be happy. Unless of course every man someone stumbled upon a girl that wanted him to be the “this is just the guy I fuck” member of her Gaggle. But that sounds pretty unrealistic, no? The whole world would turn into an orgy or something. No. Chances are if chicks buy into this Gaggle bullshit nobody will ever have sex again, procreation will stop and it will be the end of mankind as we know it.
Just stay being irrational and unrealistic and emotionally unstable and let guys prey upon your insecurities like we’ve always done.