SIRTE, Libya Ousted Libyan despot Moammar Khadafyis dead, a TNC official confirmed to Sky News Thursday. ”Khadafy is dead. He is absolutely dead … he was shot in both legs and in the head. The body will be arriving in Misratah soon,” media spokesman Abdullah Berrassali told Sky News. Earlier reports said the Libyan strongman was captured Thursday but his physical condition was unknown, Sky News reported, citing sources independent of the Transitional National Council (TNC). Arab media including satellite TV channels Al Jazeera and Al Arabiya suggested Khadafy may have been critically wounded, if not killed. Reuters news agency quoted a TNC official who said that Khadafy died from wounds he sustained during his capture. Reuters earlier reported Khadafy was detained near Sirte and was wounded in both legs.

Dude is like P.Diddy with all those names. Puffy, Puff Daddy, Diddy. Thats why I like my name. Only one way to spell KFC. You don’t see CNN referring to me as CFK and the NY Post calling me FKC and Fox News calling me FCK. Just mothafucking K F C. When I’m dead there won’t be any confusion as to who’s dead. Every news report will be the same. “Barstool Sports Blogger KFC died in his home today. The cause of death was cirrhosis of the liver. Signs of sever muscle atrophy were present. Mr. FC was found at his computer desk. Medical examiners say he was making Kim Kardashian today’s Guess That Ass. KFC was 31.”

Now that Gaddafi is dead who the fuck is gonna employ his army of lady warriors? The Amazonian Guard must be looking for work. And ladies it must be your lucky day because I just happen to be in the market for a security team comprised of mildly attractive Middle Eastern women. I’ll need you to start immediately so that I can be Gaddafi for Halloween at Saloon next weekend

Just don’t let me get shot in the face and the legs like you did with him.