Son Of A Bitch Giants Steal Home Opener For New Stadium On “Coin Flip”
NY Daily News - The Giants have emerged with the first victory at the New Meadowlands Stadium, having won the honor of hosting the regular-season opener in September, the Daily News has learned. Sources told the News that the Jets, who split the cost of the $1.7 billion state-of-art digs, were informed by the NFL on Monday that the Giants had won a secret coin toss conducted by the league. Sources said Jets owner Woody Johnson was “outraged” – not because the Jets lost but because no team representatives were present.
The fuck kinda coin flip is this? Some secret event with nobody even there to witness it? What a crock of shit. Now listen I fully understood from the get go the Giants were going to open up this stadium. One way or another, Roger Goodell was gonna get Big Blue to kick this place off. But to fabricate a coin flip that nobody witness is just a dick move. If anything he shoulda done Eenie Meenie Miny Moe. Because Goodell would definitely be that bastard who goes into the whole “my mother says to pick the very best one and you are…” and then depending on who you want to win you just say “it” or “not it” and you get your way. Then Woody Johnson would just have to accept the decision and there would be no controversy. Because despite the fact that its the most corrupt decision making process of all time, every man worth his weight simply has to respect the decision of Eenie Meenie Miny Moe. Unless the decision maker continues on to the “not because you’re dirty, not because you’re clean, just because you kissed the girl behind the magazine.” Then that’s a buncha bullshit. I mean we were just catching tigers by the toe and now you’re making out behind a magazine? It just doesn’t make any sense.
**UPDATE FROM SCOTT**
These Jets fans really crack me up. I mean is KFC serious with this shit? Newsflash bro. One 9-7 and a few Sanchize posters doesn’t make you King of the City around here. And it sure as shit doesn’t earn you the right to open up the new GIANTS Stadium. And for the record they can call it whatever they want. Its fucking GIANTS Stadium as far as I’m concerned. Put it like this. If I invite you into my home and let you crash on my couch for 25 years and then we finally get a new place, you think you’re getting 1st choice of bedrooms? Fuck no dude. That big room with the walk-in closet, private bathroom, and over 9,000 new club seats? Thats all me.
GGGGGGGGMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
shoulda done odds/evens. no chance for interference
Seriously, how could it NOT be the Giants? It’s their reward for letting the Jets use their stadium for so many years, as well as being the class team in the area.
If you want to open a new stadium then step up and buy your own stadium and don’t build one in a swamp with another team.
The Jets should be worried about winning some games next year and drafting a QB not where their games will be played.
Touch, didnt watch much sports in January I see
NYC, funny i cant name many jets currently doing time
Why is it no one ever mentions the fact that the freakin Meadowlands is in NEW JERSEY. If you want to get technical, the teams should be called the NJ Giants and the NJ Jets.
They ARE the NJ Giants and NJ Jets. Anyone from joisey knows that.
People who make comments about how the stadium is in NEW JERSEY! need to kill themselves
KFC…the fact is the stadium is in New Jersey, not your piece of shit state.
nobody cares
KFC…I’m a Dolphins fan…and I’ve been to a bunch of Miami v. Jets games not in Miami…and not one of them has been played in New York…name another pro sports franchise…in ANY sport that plays in one state but claims to be from another…Kansas City Chiefs and Royals?? Maybe??
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