Staten Island To Get The World’s Largest Ferris Wheel
Newser) – If all goes as planned, Staten Island will be the site of the world’s tallest Ferris wheel in 2015, reports the New York Post. Mayor Bloomberg and state and city bigwigs unveiled plans for the 625-foot-high ride yesterday. It will beat the current No. 1 Singapore Flyer by 84 feet and be the signature part of a $480 million development plan to juice the Staten Island waterfront. The wheel will be able to hold 1,440 passengers at once.
625 feet! You know how hard its gonna be for me to finger chicks when I’m 600 fucking feet in the air?? I probably won’t even be able to get my D hard for a handie because I’ll be busy battling vertigo as we overlook the Staten Island garbage dumps. Hey Staten Island, ferris wheels are created for people to get to 3rd base. Not join the Mile High Club you maniacs.
Not envious of the dude who has to clean up the cabins on this ferris wheel. Almost 1500 people per ride means like 200-300 orgasms per rotation. Might as well go be a mop boy cleaning up the floor of a porn theater
480 mill could have been spent on repaving every fuckin pothole in staten island
well, if you’re Staten Island, i guess you have to have SOMETHING to hang your hat on.
The only way to improve staten island is to blow it up, along with every fucking person that lives there
I thought your fingerbanging problem was that you’re old, fat, and depressed. Pageviews has few years on you, but at least he didn’t lose his fastball before 30.
It’s fitting that the city’s smelliest and most terrible borough gets a landmark that looks like a giant asshole.
that area of staten island sucks. hopefully this thing will tip over soon after its built
wow another reason not to go to staten island
Yes I see, but why?
maybe SI people will stay there instead of coming to manhattan now? doubtful I know but we can dream…