Study Reveals Condoms Don’t Make Sex Less Enjoyable
MSN - There goes that excuse: Condoms don’t make sex less enjoyable for either men or women, a new study has found. Americans ages 18 to 59 who completed an online questionnaire about their sex habits consistently rated safe sex to be equally “highly arousing and pleasurable” as unprotected sex. The nationwide study also found that men had no trouble maintaining erections while putting on condoms and that many women couldn’t perceive the difference between lubricated and nonlubricated condoms in the heat of the moment. If you have any other objections to safe sex, these experts would probably be happy to shoot those down, too
And this study is the most incorrect study of all time. Everything mentioned in this description is completely and utterly false. As highly arousing and pleasurable as unprotected sex? For sure not. No trouble maintaining erections with condoms? If I’ve had a few beers and a chick pulls out a condom I’ll need a splint to get that thing inside her. Women couldn’t perceive the difference between lubricated and non lubricated? Bull fucking shit. Non lubricated condoms are like covered in baby powder and deodorant. Its like trying to fuck with sandpaper wrapped around your dick. Any chick who says she can’t tell the difference has just never had sex. Its like the 40 year old virgin talking about tits feeling like bags of sand. They just don’t know what it feels like.
And thats just the beginning. What about the smell? The noxious fumes of rubber mixed with lube and vagina is enough to knock a man out mid-session. When the condom gets bunched up and smushes your dick into a chode? Miserable. And honestly after I’ve busted a nut the last, last, LAST thing I wanna deal with is a stinky rubber full of semen. The reservoir tip just dangling off my dick like the line on a fishing pole. Thats not hot for her or me. Plain and simple this study was comprised solely of virgins. Its the only explanation possible.
PS – You ever use those numbing condoms? Those things are downright terrifying. You really can’t feel anything. I kept on looking down to make sure my dick didn’t fall off inside of her.
color me perplexed. condoms are the bane of my existence.
Not mentioned in the article: The study was conducted by virgins and those whackos in LA who want to pass a law requiring condoms in porn.
The only people who use condoms are fags and sailors.
put on a studded rubber inside out the first time i ever got skins, raw dog ever since
fire blog to start the day KFC
KFC I always feared the numbing ones wouldnt you lose all feeling and immediatly go soft?
I literally spit out my coffee and I was drinking some when I read “the condom gets bunched up and smushes your dick into a chode part.” Absolute worst feeling. One that happens there is zero chance of regaining a full fledged boner. Put your draws back on its a wrap.
Some of the most terrifying moments in a mans life are the minutes after he busts a nut with a condom on but keeps plowing
After my GF was 10 days late in high school she made me go back to wearing condoms after a year without. Prob one of the worst days of my life.
Just bookmarked this blog so I can reread whenever I need a laugh or to convince a girl I don’t need a rubber. Fire blog
When you wear the numbing ones, the numbing lotion just keeps itself, so you can go raw dog and last like a champ but you don’t know whether or not your unit is in her or not
^keeps itself on your dick
Rather not even have sex. Unless its some strange.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
failed to mention the lone benefit of a condom. when you’re shithoused and the girl just isnt’t doing it for you, you can fake it and throw it out without anyone being none the wiser. not the ideal situation but used on more than one occassion
Funny blog man the fishing pole part I pissed myself. If you have to use them get the Crown brand – no smell at all. can get online.
The only time you’re ever happy you wore one is when you find ou the next guy she banged caught an std or knocked her up.
I enjoy the thrill of maybe getting the HIV, genital herpes, chlamydia or HPV every time I saddle-up…you? Only losers wouldn’t enjoy that trill…pussy boys.
If you can smell a girls vag you are in the wrong neighborhood.
A+ work KFC
i haven’t used a condom since 2007.
funny shit KFC…condoms are the worst unless your in uncharted territory and trying to escape without some sort of leakage or rash
My ex-girlfriend from college who was on the pill made me fuck her with a condom AND pull out also. What a cunt.
Girls don’t like condoms either. We just don’t want the HIV. The other day, I made a guy use one (cause we’re both admitted whores) and he wanted to cum in my mouth. Putting a dick in your mouth post condom is fucking vile.
I wear open-ended condoms. Like fingerless gloves.