Study Reveals Women Should Flirt To Get Ahead In Business

Daily Mail- They may be breaking the glass ceiling but when it comes to business, women can still get what they want with a bit of flirting, according to a study by economists. From a high powered corporate takeover to getting £100 knocked off the cost of a second hand motor, women should be ‘playful’ rather than ‘serious’ to close the deal, it revealed. Even in what is considered an age of greater equality, flirting only works by a woman on a man and not the other way round, said business school researchers. They found that while it may sound sexist, flirting is someones the most effective way for a successful businesswoman to play to her strengths. For women in senior positions in companies, they are perceived, fairly or not, as either strong but stand-offish or warm but weak. Flirting is a way of combining the more positive elements of both perceptions, said the researchers. By being friendly they are perceived as warm and more approachable in negotiations but by striking a hard bargain they continue to be seen as a tough businesswoman at the same time. Professor Laura Kray of Haas said: ‘Women are uniquely confronted with a tradeoff in terms of being perceived as strong versus warm.
If you’re a chick and you need some economists to tell you this then you need to have your tits and ass and pussy revoked. Because you’re just missing opportunity after opportunity. Women have been blessed with certain gifts and tools and not using them is like not using a calculator to do math. You’re just making it harder on yourselves.
You see ladies – way back when God made men and women. He gave men the gift of brains and humor and he gave girls the Power of the Pussy. These sets of tools are very different yet equally powerful. So every time you walk into a business meeting dressed like a bull dyke trying to pretend you’re some cold hearted bitch with a stick up your ass and your pussy filled in with cement, its a slap in the face to God. You’re ignoring the gifts and the talents he gave you. It would be like me acting dumb on purpose. Purposely trying not to be funny. All because somewhere along the lines feminists decided it wasn’t respectable to flash a little T&A and use your feminine charm to manipulate people.
If feminists would just shut the fuck up for once there probably wouldn’t even be a glass cieling. Let women realize how much power they wield if they do it the feminine way and they could probably take over the world. Seriously if chicks ever realize they’re utilizing only like 10% of the power of the pussy because they have some stupid fear about being labeled a slut by ugly chicks, then watch out. It would be like Planet of the Apes when the monkeys finally realize they are superior and take over.

who funded this research? i need some money to figure out if strippers really fuck in the vip rooms.
Honestly, if chicks don’t treat job interviews with a male as though they are flirting with a guy at a bar to get his number, they are fools. Yes you need to prove you are fit for the job (maybe) but the ones who do it by friendly flirting can effectively cocktease a hiring manager and get hired easy
that planet of the apes comment got me funny shit. how much better would the office be if women flirted and guys werent scared of getting fired for sexual harassment because you give a chick a compliment
“i” before “e”, except after “c”. It’s ceiling.
Bitches need to watch Taken,” I have a particular set of skills”…
*NEWSFLASH* Women do this and have done it regularly since the beginning of women.
Women shouldn’t be in business in the first place anyways
KFC, you Portnoy and (maybey) Fiets — are the only ones that are close to funny. ( I like Smithers but I am a Pat’s Homer — there I’ve said it) I know the tiny dicked big nosed jew is trying to build a smut empire but other than you two or eh (three) the rest is filler. You’ve got to tell Hymen Roth it is time for a purge. get Smaller but stronger. Lose Philly and SHitcago — until you guys can find better talent. Lose the dead wight the affirmative action program for the brother in Philly and the light loafered gayball in Shitcago just aint working.