NY Post – Nearly 100 smarties at the city’s top-performing high school bared their bodies in “risque” outfits yesterday to denounce their school’s conservative dress code — which bans the exposure of shoulders, midriffs, lower backs, bras and undies. Stuyvesant HS students held the so-called “Slutty Wednesday” protest after girls got fed up with being told throughout the year that their short skirts and sleeveless tops made them more fit for a club dance floor than for a seat at the best public school in town. Boys in tank tops complained that the administration’s apparent emphasis on keeping the girls well-covered was not only biased, but it also maligned the guys as horny teens who can’t control themselves when they see too much skin.  “We work our asses off here, and school is about learning. Clothing is not important,” said ninth-grader Lucy Greider, who said she has been sent to the office 10 times this school year for showing off too much cleavage, midriff or shoulder. “Sometimes, the teachers will call you out in the hallway, [but] I like what I wear. I want to have my own style in school,” she added. “A lot of the classrooms don’t have a/c’s and when it is 80 degrees outside and it is really hot, it’s perfectly OK to show a little skin.” The dress code, which was introduced in the fall, bars students from donning tops with text or images in bad taste. Shorts, dresses and skirts are not permitted to end above the fingertips when students extend their arms down at their sides.

“Its 80 degrees and really hot.” “I want to have my own style.” “Clothing is not important.” Blah blah fucking blah. Just own up to it and tell the truth. “I want to wreck dicks.” If clothing isn’t important, why break the rules and cause such a scene? Because you want to wreck dicks. School is all about learning than why do you organize rallies of sluts in the middle of the week? Because you want to wreck dicks. Hey I ain’t knockin it, babe! No way you can ever wreck a dicks if you’re dressed in a turtleneck like your Asian and Indian classmates that follow the rules up there.

Although I hate to be an asshole with the semantics of this whole event but this should really be called “Dress Slutty Wednesday.” Slutty Wednesday would really be you running around the hallways giving out blow jobs and hand jobs to all the nerds you can get your hands on. I’m not trying to be a stickler I’m just saying when you’re inevitably branded as a whore for this stunt you’re gonna be playing the whole “Just because I’m dressed this way does not make me a whore!” card. But to quote a great comedic philosopher – you’re wearing a whore’s uniform. We inevitably know those two paths of how you dress and how you behave eventually converge and become one. I’m not sure what I can and can’t say about the girls mentioned in this article but I’ll just say if I was a dude at Stuyvesant I’d be locking them down as a prom date ASA motherfuckin P.

PS – Do these chicks not have fathers? They can’t possible have fathers, right?