NewsaramaIn the pages of this week’s Justice League #12, Wonder Woman and Superman begin a relationship, something that’s been hinted for the last few issues. DC today released a new cover by series artist Jim Lee that shows Superman and Wonder Woman kissing, with her golden lasso wrapped around the caped hero. And according to series writer Geoff Johns, it’s no longer flirtation, but a new partnership that he intends to continue in future issues. ”This is the new status quo,” Johns told Entertainment Weekly, indicating that the relationship will have an impact on the entire DCU. Superman had been married to Lois Lane before the relaunch, but the hero was suddenly rebooted into being single and available. Until now, that is. ”Hopefully this will raise a lot of eyebrows,” DC co-publisher Lee said. “We welcome the watercooler chatter.”

Hey Lois – peace out you human prude! Lois had to be looking over her shoulders the whole time waiting for this. This is like some Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie shit. Yea yea, I know Lois and Superman were like the “it” couple for a long time, just like Brad and Jen were. But after Mr. and Mrs. Smith, it was a wrap for Rachel. Angelina was clearly the sexy sultry minx that deserved to be with Brad Pitt.

Same shit here. I mean yea Clarke had a little human crush on Lois. One of those “work crushes.” You know, just like in the Cubicle Monkey world. You get closed quarters syndrome with chicks you work with. Day in and day out Clarke sees Lois at the Daily Planet and so now all the sudden he thinks she’s a 10 when she’s really a 6. Meanwhile, Superman is a match made in heaven for Wonder Woman. She’s 10 times sexier than Lois. I mean put it this way – when was the last time you saw a slut dress up on Halloween as Lois Lane? Never happened. Smokes dress like Wonder Woman every year for a reason. Also, she can handle his super sperm. They can fuck while flying. Shes got enough stamina and agility to satisfy the Man of Steel. The list goes on and on. I’m sure Superman had some feelings for Lois, but wrap Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth around Supermans dick and see what happens. Dude’s dick will shoot from the Yellow Sun to Krypton. You can’t fight true love.