The Local – A woman in western Sweden who was arrested after police found skeletons in her apartment has now been charged for using the bones as sex toys, a hobby she claimed was motivated by an interest in history. “I have never heard of a case like this and neither have my colleagues, so I dare to say that this kind of case is quite uncommon,” prosecutor Kristina Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local.  A 37-year-old woman, who was arrested in September, was formally charged on Tuesday at the Gothenburg District Court for the crime of “violating the peace of the dead” (brott mot griftesfriden).  The prosecutor could not explain how the woman had managed to collect almost an entire skeleton, but explained that the human remains had been used in an “unethical” way. ”In the confidential section of the investigation we have material which indicates she used them in sexual situations,” the prosecutor told the TT news agency. The woman is believed to have used the human bones for sexual gratification. The evidence that the prosecution presented to the press on Tuesday included two CDs labelled “My necrophilia” and “My first experience” which contained a number of document files and pictures. However, a psychological evaluation of the woman shows that she is not mentally ill, at least not in any legal sense of the term. “Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull,” Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local. ”We claim it’s her, but she claims it’s someone else and that she found the pictures on the internet.” The prosecutor believes the woman is “fascinated” with death. “She has a lot of photos of morgues and chapels, and documents about how to have sex with recently deceased and otherwise dead people,” Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local.

I’ve got a boner! Get it?? See what I did there??

First thing’s first lets just acknowledge that this chick is an absolute dragon in the sack. Sure, this is some creepy ass shit. But if she’s willing to blast her pussy with a femur and lick a human skull, imagine what she’s willing to do to your living dick with blood flowing through it? I’m not saying you have to take her home to mom. I’m just saying if you wouldn’t give her a whirl you’re insane. Unless of course her thing is that she only fucks dead dudes. In that case she’d probably be grossed out by you. Kinda like white girls who just won’t fuck black guys. Its not that they’re necessarily racist or anything. I think they’re just afraid of big black dudes and their mandingos and just have a steadfast rule not to fuck them. Maybe thats this chick’s deal with living cock. Maybe she just wants that dead dick. Completely turned off by human flesh and blood flow and shit.

Anyway, call me creepy but I’d be flattered if some chick fucked my dead skeleton after I kicked the bucket. Giving bitches O’s from beyond the grave. My favorite thing to do when I was alive was fuck. Can’t think of a better way to send me off into the afterlife than some chick riding my tibia.