I know Pres already came out of the closet to Hank shredding G’n'R this morning, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to let some Lambert-loving Boston boy out salivate me for Lundy’s nuts.  Henrik needs a Barstool t-shirt and he needed it yesterday – dude is undeniably the King of New York.  I want to drum for this guy so badly I can taste it.  You see Eli out there shredding neck with Johnny Mac?  Don’t think so.  And the Lin bandwagon feels a lot lighter after last night’s loss.  Meanwhile, you got Yankee superstars walking around in self-aggrandizing t-shirts and bringing their own food to restaurants.  If ever there was a man who could claim this city’s crown right off Lady Liberty’s head, it’s soon-to-be Vezina winner Henrik Lundqvist.  And NHL hardware isn’t the only thing in Lundy’s future…

Boy or girl, this baby’s getting a contract straight out of the womb.  If it’s half the human Henrik Lundqvist is, it’ll be winning gold medals and soloing Stairway to Heaven before it hits kindergarten.  Hank, so hot right now… @Osgood_StoolNYC