I know Pres already came out of the closet to Hank shredding G’n'R this morning, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to let some Lambert-loving Boston boy out salivate me for Lundy’s nuts.¬†¬†Henrik needs a Barstool t-shirt and he needed it yesterday – dude is undeniably the King of New York.¬† I want to drum for this guy so badly I can taste it.¬† You see Eli out there shredding neck with Johnny Mac?¬† Don’t think so.¬†¬†And the Lin bandwagon feels a lot lighter after last night’s loss.¬† Meanwhile, you got Yankee superstars walking around in¬†self-aggrandizing t-shirts and¬†bringing their own food to restaurants.¬† If ever there was a man¬†who could¬†claim this city’s¬†crown right off Lady Liberty’s head, it’s soon-to-be Vezina winner Henrik Lundqvist.¬† And NHL hardware isn’t the only thing in Lundy’s future…

Boy or girl, this baby’s getting a contract straight out of the womb.¬† If it’s half the human Henrik Lundqvist is, it’ll be winning gold medals and soloing Stairway to Heaven before it hits kindergarten.¬† Hank, so hot right now…¬†@Osgood_StoolNYC