London, April 26 (ANI): A Swiss woman starved to death after embarking on a spiritual journey which involved giving up food and water and attempting to exist on nothing but sunlight. The woman, who was in her fifties, apparently got the idea after watching the documentary film ‘In the Beginning, There Was Light’ which features an Indian guru who claims to not have eaten anything in 70 years. According to the Zurich newspaper Tages-Anzeiger, the unnamed woman decided to follow the radical fast in 2010. The woman died in January 2011 in the town of Wolfhalden in eastern Switzerland, the prosecutors’ office in the Swiss canton of Aargau confirmed on Wednesday. Spokeswoman Jennifer Rissi said prosecutors haven’t opened a criminal investigation over the woman’s death, The Daily Mail reported. Followers of the cult Breatharianism believe that the energy they save on digesting food and drink can be transformed into physical, emotional and spiritual energy. The paper claimed there have been similar cases of self-starvation in Germany, Britain and Australia. In 1999, Australian-born Verity Linn, 49, was found dead in a remote part of the Scottish Highlands after attempting a 21-day fast. Excerpts from her diary showed she was refusing to eat or drink in the belief it would ‘spiritually cleanse’ her body and ‘recharge her both physically and mentally.’

Hey lady I’m gonna go grab a cheeseburger for lunch, care to join me? No thanks KFC I just had a real big breakfast I’m stuffed with all this sunlight! Thanks though maybe nex….AHHHH I’M DEAD!

Serious question is this bitch the stupidest person in the history of existence? I’m just gonna give up water and food and eat sunlight. Whats for lunch toots? A sunlight platter with a side of wind. What did she eat for dinner? Early bird special for her I’m assuming. No such thing as a late night snack when all you eat is sunlight.

You know what the stupidest fucking part of this is? Even stupider than having this idea for a diet in the first place? When you’re on like day 19 of eating nothing but sunlight, and its pretty fucking clear this shit ain’t working, don’t you think you’d give up?? Don’t you think you’d be like “Hmmmm I guess that food and water thing is actually pretty legit, maybe that Indian guru was just stringing me.” I bet this chick was like 20 days deep and she could tell she was on her death bed and she went outside to binge on sunlight and it was a fucking cloudy day. Night night bitch! No soup for you! Its overcast!

Hey at least you can die super tan. Open casket nigga!